Dear Father Christmas, Beardy-Weirdy, House Breaker of the Year 1975, 1982 and 1993 etc. You know who you damn well are ( Read more... )

Weeeeeeeeell. That was a refreshing... drink break.

I see Manny was poking around here with his stupid beard. My room still smells like hot chocolate and...

HE TIDIED. THE WANKER TIDIED UP. That's so like him. There was nothing wrong! Okay, so it may have taken me quite a while to notice the tribble-thing a bit back, but there was character ( Read more... )

Hello there everyone! I'm Manny and, well, if you've met Bernard, I'm sorry I'm his replacement.

Looks like he put himself in charge of the library. And whilst responsibility's not his thing, I figure appropriating books is. It's a great library, by the way, guys. Although I don't get all the 1984 jokes, but hey ho, ho hum ( Read more... )

I don't know what everyone's complaining... OH RIGHT YOU LITTLE GIT, I'M TAKING YOU OUT [something which suspiciously sounds like a milk steamer on a coffee machine, some squeaking and then silence ( Read more... )

God, I need a drink. I'm not just saying this for the sake of saying this, the water did something and pushed me beyond sober and back out the other side ( Read more... )

OTTO ( Read more... )

((ooc: This would have been on Rube's post, but guess who exceeded the character limit. Besides, Bernard never intended to hand it in, just to fill it in with utter ridiculousness and post it publicly to take the piss. So enjoy. He's even attached a picture for everyone's amusement.))

( Bernard doesn't do 'self-evaluation' )

Hey! Admiral! Brucey! Can we not have something for Happy Burn-A-Catholic day? I mean, okay, fireworks are not only frustratingly annoying, but also not-a-great-idea in the middle of a corridor, but maybe this is an excuse for free wine or something? Come on. Don't deny the Brits their archaic and weird holidays celebrating a man being executed. ( Read more... )

I never want to see another copy of Immanuel-bloody-Kant again. YES, I appreciate the irony of being knocked out by Perpetual Peace, but he can sod off back to 18th century bloody Prussia. GO! Go!

Talking of Prussia! Otto! You didn't want to be called an idiot? Well, don't do things that fall into even my idea of 'ridiculously and incompetently ( Read more... )

((ooc: Bernard has been dealing this by not dealing with this and holing himself up in his room. There's a blackboard too))[There's some clattering, shuffling and the odd thud, with occasional yelps - Bernard's falling over things in an effort to get. away. from. the. mirror. Then he realises his voice thing's on, so decides to do something about ( Read more... )