Remember that thing that kids used to say when they tease someone?

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 It starts with:

'I see England, I see France, I see [insert name of unfortunate kid here]'s underpants!'

dyou have your hetalia glasses on? yeah. thought so.

'I see England, I see France...
They're not wearing underpants.
Use the peephole through their fence,
Witness World War three commence.

Watch the two go run amuck
Once old France asks for a...'

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[puffitheinsane]

IT'S WORTH IT TO BE AWAKE AT EIGHT THIRTY IN THE MORNING TO WAKE UP TO THAT.

I LOVE YOU, MARRY ME?

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D: BUT THE CHILDRENS! THINK OF THE CHILDRENS!!! DDD:

ps. just went through hetalia_rate.livejournal.com and people saw me mostly as Denmark~ How crazyfuckinawesome is that, ehh? 8DD xD

[puffitheinsane]

FUCK THE CHILDRENS. WE CAN MOVE TO SWEDEN.

Holy shit, epic! I have never been there, actually. /lamelikethat

...Any time for MSN? I'm totally working on PORN and might need a beta reader.

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8DDD PORN???? I'm in!

ps. sorry I'm late xD Been workin on some edits~

[inuyashacooks]

...XD omg. tea set.

WIN.

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xDD Thank you! :'D

[m_dono]

You complete me with this fic c,:

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I... I'm glad...

i'm all for completing fractured souls with perverted poetry... :')

[lupis_ashes]

*trying to keep a straight face*

*fails. Epically*

*is hurting she's laughing and smiling that much/hard*

PSHT. I CANNOT TELL YOU WHAT A JOY THIS IS. OH FUCKETY FUCK FUCK.

... I think I woke my elderly, deaf neighbour with my laughing. XD

I'll say it again: You are Awesome.

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xDDDD I live to corrupt willing minds and disturb the peace >:D

ps. i've just turned my early presentkaljdlk into my wallpaper, and will be so whenever I'm alone to satisfy my perverted urges :|

pps. THANK YOU FOR THE BUTTS SO MUCH MARRY ME 'CAUSE WE GOT ANIMALS >:D *forgot to put that bit in xD*

ppps. You're mostly rated as Romano xD I totally saw it I did >:D

[lupis_ashes]

I can see that. And holy crap are you good at it. ._.

ps: XD Would you like their comments on the larger one I'll be sending you? I'm getting rid of the 'happy birthday' so you have a lovely view of their asses and backs.

pps: YOU'RE VERY WELCOME LOVEY! I had much fun. even if Ludwig and Gilbert's muscles gave me hell

I HAVE THE CAKE READY. All we need to do is by the dress, suit and find someone crazy enough to marry us. :D

ppps: My darling Romano? :D I actually hadn't expected to be rated as him.

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I- I'm not good at it yet... *hides behind potted plant*

ps. :D l-larger one?? *dies 2x* (anything that won't be too troublesome for you, really xDD) Anything's fine :D BWAHAHAH~ I really hope that I'd get to finish 'For the Sake of Brother's Boobs' on the 29th xD (there will actually be tsundere fluff later on :| crackfluff. Fluffycrack... ech. bad mental image.)

pps. :3

AND YUS! *who'll be wearing the dress?* BWAHAHAH - THE BAD INFLUENCE DUO GO!

ppps. I know! I still think it's blinking awesome that you're rated as Romano! :D

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xDD Thank you~

Naw, just bored >:3