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[alan_shore]

Reply here and I'll confess something to you, about you.

Self-involved enough to involve yourself?

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[strangers_call]

Generally I refrain from a situation like this unless I have a general idea of the outcome. Here, I've got nothin', which is mildly terrifying.

[alan_shore]

I have rarely been so charmed as I was when you described your affection for Sandburg.

How was your birthday?

[strangers_call]

Really? He's amazing, and always makes me cry, you should really read him.

My navel was very nice, thank you very much. I went to a spa, lost at cards. Thank you for the gift.

[alan_shore]

Tears. An excellent selling point.

You're welcome, of course, and "gift" is a gross exaggeration. I'm glad you partook of at least one activity your bellybutton could appreciate.

[mom_of_steel]

I'm intrigued...

[alan_shore]

I'd be more attracted to you if you could admit to knowing what you want.

[mom_of_steel]

The fact that you're attracted to me at all is a surprise. Although I'm curious as to what it is you think I want.

For lil!Alan

[someyoungpup]

What's up?

[alan_shore]

I already told you one.

I can't think right now. Maybe later.

[someyoungpup]

Cool.

for Alan of the tiny variety

[wolverinetosser]

Me!

[locked so Jeff doesn't know he's posting things >.>]

[alan_shore]

You're smarter than all the girls I have to go to school with. Teachers included.

[mr_colbert]

My self is always involved!