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Sep 06, 2007 22:54

I. Swear. To. God.

If I read one more fic in which Arthur gives Harry some kind of talk - be it the "make sure my daughter is home by eleven" kind or the "Harry you do know what sex is, don't you?" kind or the "if you take my pure darling's virginity without promising her that you will marry her I will shoot you" kind - something is going to die. I ( Read more... )

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buttfacemakani September 7 2007, 00:15:39 UTC
AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE TOPIC: THE ONLY PERSON EVER REFERRED TO AS "MA'AM" IN THE UK IS THE QUEEN.

The dudes with Greyback call Narcissa "ma'am" :x. But Narcissa probably hexes anyone who does not address her like a queen y/y?

ANd lmfao poor Arthur! xD This makes me glad I have no interest in H/G fic.

P.S. So.. Is Sandy subbing for Arthur? Or for Harry? ...Does Arthur know how to use protection? >_>;

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akissinacrisis September 7 2007, 10:56:04 UTC
Hell yesssss. I think you're allowed to say ma'am to, like, your female general? So Narcissa obv demands it. They probably had signs up, or something. THIS IS HOW YOU SHALL ADDRESS MY WIFE x(

I've been reading mainly H/G for about 2.5 years, and in the last year I've been hitting 'back' at any sign of don't-mess-with-my-daughter Arthur, any mention of marriage before sex, or any talk of a child with his eyes and her hair so we called it Lily AAHAHSGFDASDFAIRDA. That last problem has been dealt with, fortunately, but overall it's still become a bit of an uphill battle. ^^/

And I think we all know Arthur's thoughts on contraception.

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akissinacrisis September 7 2007, 11:01:50 UTC
Oliver > all. And, yes, season 1 > everything else. Though I think I was the only person who enjoyed the last season. Mainly because all it did was take the piss of itself.

Tres exciting! I've never seen it or anything, but I'm sure it is pretty big. Do you mean January 1st 2009?

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excitedrainbow September 7 2007, 17:39:21 UTC
*snickers*

I love that conversation. Yes, I completely agree with you. Arthur isn't aggressive in conversations of that kind, nor would he ever, ever be comfortable with stuff like that!

Ahahaha, I don't understand why people put little things like that in fanfic. Have they even read the books? Do they know where it's set? Do they know that England and English people are not the same as America and Americans?

If they answer NO to the first two and YES to the last, they should be banned from writing ;) The Official Justice System of the HP Fandom, I like it. *snickers*

Hee! This is why I love reading randomly selected reviews of fanfic.

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akissinacrisis September 10 2007, 15:41:10 UTC
*eyeroll* Now I keep getting reviews on SU along the lines of "Well I guess you meant this to be angsty but it was too sad for me, sorry, didn't like it." And then they rate the fic as bad, lol. It's a bit silly.

Arthur isn't aggressive in conversations of that kind, nor would he ever, ever be comfortable with stuff like that!
Thank you! Thank you dearly. That's it. He is, 99% of the time, not aggressive, and he stays that way unless pushed. He would never calculate a conversation like this. Ehhhhh, the whole thing is just to ernest and overly-sincere for me.

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only_for_one September 14 2007, 00:45:56 UTC
Hello, I found this through hpgw_otp...just wanted you to know I'm not some creepy stalker :) Anyway, although I'm sure that you're correct in what you're saying, I just had a question. I'm awful with British speak for the most part, so what do they say instead of sir and ma'am? Is there another formal way they formally address men and woman? Just curious....

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akissinacrisis September 16 2007, 22:03:20 UTC
OK, I just replied to this comment, and LJ deleted it. *anger* I will reply again asap. Sorry :/

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akissinacrisis September 17 2007, 16:18:45 UTC
H'okay. *deep breath*

1. I think that the rule of thumb with "sir" is to steer clear of using it outside of a prefessional capacity - basically, only use it in situations where it is explicitly OK to use it. So, addressing your senior in the police force = yes; adressing the teacher you can't be bothered to say the name of = yes; addressing the man you have stopped for speeding if you are a (polite) policeman / the person you are serving if you a (good) waiter = yes; addressing your father/uncle/father-in-law like that = no. I would hazard a guess that in the Auror department it's probably acceptable, maybe even expected, particularly from newbies.

Any situations in which it is not expected, it wouldn't be done, basically because it looks sarcastic - from my eyes, I always read these "yes, sir" scenes of Harry/Ron/Draco as if they're taking the piss, and there should be a mock-salute at the end. Also, it is one of the few really glaring Americanisms that makes alarm bells ring in my head in an unpleasant manner. I also always expect ( ... )

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only_for_one September 17 2007, 17:00:08 UTC
You did help, thank you very much! I try to be as close to true English as I can, but my Americanisms do get in the way at times :/ Sorry if I jumped into your private rant, I can certainly see how it would have been odd to find it in the otp.

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darnfactor November 14 2007, 23:40:52 UTC
ooooh you are SO right! it's really hard to find fics where i don't want to die of embarrassment at the artur-harry parts! it's a shame coz i'm a huge h/g shipper and those fics really don't make good publicity for the orange crush. (and yes stop americanizing harry potter people seriously eugh) and YEAH OC!(yeah seth *wink wink*) oh i miss this show...

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