I love walking into my Dunkin Donuts first thing in the morning and hearing "So I took my kids to the police station last night" Say wha?

Dear Feet, Please become unswollen. I would love to wear sneakers again. Thank you, Denise

Just bit my lip in the same spot four times while I was eating dinner... I managed not to make it six. Grr!

You're dragging me out against my will. YOU'RE buying dinner!

AWESOME CONCERT!

OH MY GOD I'M ON MY WAY TO SEE MEATLOAF!!!

Taylor Launter + sweat = HUBBA HUBBA!

Using two of my free movie passes for me and my Dad to go see a movie that I said I would never pay to see. And I still haven't!

Okay why did I just waste 5 minutes of my life watching the music video for Bad Romance? Worst video ever...

Got to page 36 of Deathly Hallows... All I have to say is *sniff* and *wipes eyes with a tissue* Happens every time I read it...