Fifth

[akapeanut]

[Considering the whole non-permanence of death thing, not to mention the closets, George isn't too worried about her track record with pets. And after all, she kept her frog for a long time! Like, two years!

It might be that overconfidence that made fate decide to fuck with her, though.]

Hey. Uh, if anybody finds a yellowish-orangeish frog about

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[turn4bout]

1M ON TH3 C4S3!!!

[video forever]

[akapeanut]

Awesome.

...Don't eat him.

[turn4bout]

G4SP!!!
1 WOULD N3V3R!!!
HOW D4R3 YOU 4CCUS3 M3 OF SUCH N3F4R1OUS 4CTS!
1 W1LL TR34T YOUR GRUBB4BBYFROG W1TH 4LL TH3 D1GN1TY 4ND GR4C3 1T D3S3RV3S

[akapeanut]

Hey, I'm not the one who licks everything.

[turn4bout]

W4Y TO B3 JUDGM3M3NT4L
HOW 3LS3 4M 1 SUPPOS3D TO S33, HUH?

1F 4NYTH1NG, 1 COULD CL41M YOU L1CK 3V3RYTH1NG TOO
W1TH YOUR 3Y3SS

[akapeanut]

I don't physically rub my eyes on...

You know what, I don't really want to think about that.

Anyway.

You know what I mean.

[turn4bout]

YOUR CH1LD W1LL B3 1N TH3 B3ST OF C4R3
4K4 MY C4R3
4ND 1F H3 S33S 1T F1T TO 1NFORM M3 TH4T YOU H4V3 B33N 4 T3RR1BL3 HUM4NF4TH3R
1 W1LL R3MOV3 H1M FROM YOUR 4BUS1V3 HOM3

[akapeanut]

[Oh God, she doesn't even.]

Okay, first, frogs are pets, not children. Second, I'd be a mother, not a father.

[turn4bout]

YOUR POOR FROGB4BBY
B31NG TR34T3D 4S SOM3TH1NG L3SS TH4N HUM4N
JUST B3C4US3 OF HOW HE W4S BORN
YOU 4R3 SUCH 4 R4C1ST >:O

[akapeanut]

He's a frog.

[turn4bout]

SHOW SOM3 R3SP3CT

[akapeanut]

I don't have to. Because he's a frog.

[turn4bout]

RUD3!!!
WH3N 1 F1ND YOUR FROG H3 W1LL B3 M1N3
FOR3V3R

[akapeanut]

So you're going to own him?

Like some sort of pet?

Hm.

[turn4bout]

NO
W3 W1LL B3 M4T3SPR1TS
HUM4N M4RR13D
>:]

[akapeanut]

Okay. I'll keep that in mind. Trolls are into bestiality.