Fifth

[akapeanut]

[Considering the whole non-permanence of death thing, not to mention the closets, George isn't too worried about her track record with pets. And after all, she kept her frog for a long time! Like, two years!

It might be that overconfidence that made fate decide to fuck with her, though.]

Hey. Uh, if anybody finds a yellowish-orangeish frog about

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1M ON TH3 C4S3!!!

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WH4T

[akapeanut]

Hey, I can't exactly judge what you guys do.

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WHHHH4TTT

[akapeanut]

If you wanna kiss a frog, I can't stop you. I'm sure it's true love.

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SO YOU BL3SS OUR R3L4T1ONSH1P???

[akapeanut]

Yep. Stick him in your pants, do whatever you want.

[SO CASUAL.]

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OK
WOULD YOU L1K3 TO JO1N H1M???
B3C4US3 TH3R3 1S 4 P4RTY 1N MY P4NTS 4ND YOU 4R3 4LSO 1NV1T3D

[akapeanut]

Oh my God, how old are you?

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S1X
4R3 YOU GO1NG TO D1SCR1M1N4T3 4G41NST M3 FOR 4G3 NOW???

[akapeanut]

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Liar.

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1 DONT L13 >:]

[akapeanut]

You can't be six.

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WHY NOT

[akapeanut]

Be...

Because you're not six.

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WOW
L3TS L1ST YOUR OFF3NS3S SO F4R 1N TH1S CONV3RS4T1ON

1) YOU D1SCR1M1N4T3 4G41NST FROGS 4ND M4K3 TH3M YOUR SL4V3S
2) YOU 1NSULT MY 3NT1R3 SP3C13S FOR OUR R3SP3CT 4ND LOV3 OF 4LL TH1NGS L1V1NG (H3H3H3)
3) YOU 1NS1NU4T3 1LL3G4L 4CT1V1T3S 4R3 T4K1NG PL4C3 WH3N TH3Y 4R3NT (SL4ND3R, BTWS)
4) YOU D3NY M3 MY 4G3
5) YOU D3NY M3 MY TRUTH

W3LP
1D B3TT3R GO C4L1BR4T3 MY G4LLOWS
LOOKS L1K3 SOM3ON3 N33DS TO H4NG
>:D