Not dead, just not here. I still come by to read my flist but I don't really feel like updating my own ( Read more... )

Your Ego is Very Small
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I  had a dream that I was going to Meijer to get Diet Coke and I had a gift card but didn't know how much was on it. I asked an employee and they said they would look it up for me. We somehow ended up in some upstairs offices where we had to build a paper mache volcano. Then everyone started suddenly speaking in Japanese and talking about a red ( Read more... )

Taken this before, apparently have suddenly become more brilliant :P


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This is new. Feel free to drop me a message and friend me. I like friends. However, heed my warnings!

1.) I have a super amazing 7 year old whom I talk about a lot and will post pictures of. I do this unapologetically. If you don't like it, don't be my friend :)

2.) I don't feel that I have anything important to say....ever. So if you're expecting ( Read more... )