Could be fic-prompts.
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The Spoilers Of Doom could really, really be Great prompts,
For Crack-FicS !
Just look at these posted at http://carpe-slytherin.livejournal.com/29667.html !
And there are more ...
Harry writes prize-winning fanfic thanks to the Philosopher's Stone ( Read more... )
The Spoilers Of Doom could really, really be Great prompts,
For Crack-FicS !
Just look at these posted at http://carpe-slytherin.livejournal.com/29667.html !
And there are more ...
Harry writes prize-winning fanfic thanks to the Philosopher's Stone ( Read more... )
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Heya, how about the Snape one ?
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Deadly ! Superb !!
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Wonderful !
Maybe this should be posted to hphumor instead of languishing around in anonymity here ...
That was Harry, innit ?
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GREAT !!!
And the 2nd one --- Ron ?
She mangled Voldie Oh-So-Totally in dh *HeadDesk*
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I didn't know there was such a thing as hphumor! Must check it out.
Meanwhile, I think all the other above "spoilers" should also be ficced. DON'T YOU?
Who mangled Voldie? JKR?
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And of course, there's persposterice, which might be extended for posting these, but the mod needs to be consulted and all ...
Oh yes, absolutely ! I'll try something too once I have a bit of time.
Who else ? Voldie's like a panto villain UGH ! So awful ! Surely he'd have learnt to be suave - even if only by watching Luci, and having travelled places, learnt to be properly quiet and effective by this age ? --- if it was an actual character, that is ? Really ! At points he was sounding like some stupid hindi-film villains EWW !
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'I'm not entirely sure you'd believe me.'
Out of the darkness behind him fluttered a white shape - a snowy owl, its feathers slightly singed, its face still covered in blood.
After the confusion of routing out remaining Death Eaters, finding their spies in the Ministry, figuring out from partial eye-witness reports exactly what happened, and most importantly finding the last Horcruxes, Hedwig was declared a national hero (as far as the Ministry of Magic was concerned - Muggles, of course, wouldn't understand). Voldemort's remains were locked up in the deepest vault of Gringotts, and eventually disintegrated in 2071, when Harry Potter, the last Horcrux, died peacefully in his bed, surrounded by his children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren.
Hedwig was set free, but visited Harry often during his lifetime. Some say she died at a ripe owl age. Some say she still roams the world, an immortal, helping the helpless and fighting evil wherever it arises.
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Aww Hedwig !
*GRUMBLE GRUMBLE* I was so angry when I read Hedwig die *Shakes fist*
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'Ready, Hermione?' shouted Harry over the din of sitars and explosions. He saw Hermione nod, somewhere behind the swirling colours, and raise her wand. On Harry's left, Ron raised his. Harry's was already at the ready, a silvery glimmer leaking out of the tip. As one voice, they shouted the spell: 'Supercalimugglatisticexpialidocious!'
All three beams of silver hit Voldemort at the same time. The Dark Lord screamed with the horror of a thousand cities, caw shriek thump, and the colours disintegrated, the cannons silent, and magic seeped out of the wizard into the air, forming a thousand gnomes that floated away like bubbles. Somewhere, Bellatrix screamed.
'There,' said Harry, shaking, trying to keep focused. 'You're no threat, now, greyface. You can't hold back the new generation without your black magic!' And he burst into giggles. All was well.
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Go You !
jk on acid-trip OMG HA HA HA
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