Could be fic-prompts.
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The Spoilers Of Doom could really, really be Great prompts,
For Crack-FicS !
Just look at these posted at http://carpe-slytherin.livejournal.com/29667.html !
And there are more ...
Harry writes prize-winning fanfic thanks to the Philosopher's Stone
Voldemort is killed by Hedwig
Lord Voldemort becomes a Muggle in a scene written whilst Rowling was having an acid trip
Lord Voldemort writes prize-winning fanfic using a Befuddlement Draught
Lord Voldemort kills Voldemort in a scene written in the style of Samuel Beckett
J K Rowling is killed by Remus Lupin shortly after discovering a new lost book of the Bible
J K Rowling accidentally destroys all of Scotland after signing a massive advertising contract with McDonalds
Nearly Headless Nick becomes Prime Minister using a Befuddlement Draught
Moaning Myrtle discovers true love in the Forbidden Forest
Moaning Myrtle is publicly reviled after releasing spoilers on the internet
Severus Snape goes on a hot date with a crazed fan with help from the Nose-Biting Teacup
Lucius Malfoy kills Fred Weasley and founds a new religion
Lucius Malfoy blows up the Houses of Parliament in a scene which will make you weep for days
Lucius Malfoy gets suspended by LJ Abuse for writing underage slash fic in a scene J K Rowling wept as she wrote
Draco Malfoy gets addicted to crack in the study, with the lead piping
Draco Malfoy is turned into a house plant by Nymphadora Tonks
Draco Malfoy is turned into an ice cream cone by Gilderoy Lockhart in a dark passage
Draco Malfoy is worshipped as the second coming of Christ
Bellatrix Lestrange dies of food poisoning on the Quidditch pitch
Bellatrix Lestrange flees to Cuba with the help of a small zombie owl
Sirius Black starts a rock band
Sirius Black is turned into an orangutan who says OOK with an army of furious ghosts
Ron Weasley causes civil war across Europe by clever use of the Golden Snitch
Ginny Weasley blows up the Houses of Parliament
Ginny Weasley causes civil war across Europe
Ginny Weasley becomes a hermit recluse in a very sexy scene
Hermione discovers true love whilst eating spaghetti alfredo
Hermione writes prize-winning fanfic in a submarine
James Bond dies of food poisoning using Avada Kedavra
And I'd posted some before too, at http://ajat.livejournal.com/250024.html
And the prompts I'd really love to read a fic from :-
Lord Voldemort kills Voldemort in a scene written in the style of Samuel Beckett
AND
Lucius Malfoy gets suspended by LJ Abuse for writing underage slash fic in a scene J K Rowling wept as she wrote
:D
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Have been exploring orkut ... Hmm, interesting place.
The Spoilers Of Doom could really, really be Great prompts,
For Crack-FicS !
Just look at these posted at http://carpe-slytherin.livejournal.com/29667.html !
And there are more ...
Harry writes prize-winning fanfic thanks to the Philosopher's Stone
Voldemort is killed by Hedwig
Lord Voldemort becomes a Muggle in a scene written whilst Rowling was having an acid trip
Lord Voldemort writes prize-winning fanfic using a Befuddlement Draught
Lord Voldemort kills Voldemort in a scene written in the style of Samuel Beckett
J K Rowling is killed by Remus Lupin shortly after discovering a new lost book of the Bible
J K Rowling accidentally destroys all of Scotland after signing a massive advertising contract with McDonalds
Nearly Headless Nick becomes Prime Minister using a Befuddlement Draught
Moaning Myrtle discovers true love in the Forbidden Forest
Moaning Myrtle is publicly reviled after releasing spoilers on the internet
Severus Snape goes on a hot date with a crazed fan with help from the Nose-Biting Teacup
Lucius Malfoy kills Fred Weasley and founds a new religion
Lucius Malfoy blows up the Houses of Parliament in a scene which will make you weep for days
Lucius Malfoy gets suspended by LJ Abuse for writing underage slash fic in a scene J K Rowling wept as she wrote
Draco Malfoy gets addicted to crack in the study, with the lead piping
Draco Malfoy is turned into a house plant by Nymphadora Tonks
Draco Malfoy is turned into an ice cream cone by Gilderoy Lockhart in a dark passage
Draco Malfoy is worshipped as the second coming of Christ
Bellatrix Lestrange dies of food poisoning on the Quidditch pitch
Bellatrix Lestrange flees to Cuba with the help of a small zombie owl
Sirius Black starts a rock band
Sirius Black is turned into an orangutan who says OOK with an army of furious ghosts
Ron Weasley causes civil war across Europe by clever use of the Golden Snitch
Ginny Weasley blows up the Houses of Parliament
Ginny Weasley causes civil war across Europe
Ginny Weasley becomes a hermit recluse in a very sexy scene
Hermione discovers true love whilst eating spaghetti alfredo
Hermione writes prize-winning fanfic in a submarine
James Bond dies of food poisoning using Avada Kedavra
And I'd posted some before too, at http://ajat.livejournal.com/250024.html
And the prompts I'd really love to read a fic from :-
Lord Voldemort kills Voldemort in a scene written in the style of Samuel Beckett
AND
Lucius Malfoy gets suspended by LJ Abuse for writing underage slash fic in a scene J K Rowling wept as she wrote
:D
...
Have been exploring orkut ... Hmm, interesting place.