Comments | airkind: > [A] John: Be pathetically blind.

airkind

> [A] John: Be pathetically blind.

Sep 15, 2011 12:17

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AHHH SHIT MY GLASSES ARE GONE AND I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING AND THERE ARE IMPS THAT MIGHT ATTACK ME AND I CAN'T MOVE BECAUSE I'LL FALL INTO AN ABYSS HELP ME

[You have never been particularly far from your glasses before, and you are finding it a lot less funny than you thought it would be.]

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h8ersgonnah8 September 15 2011, 02:22:28 UTC

John, this is a new level of pathetic, even for you!

airkind September 15 2011, 02:24:53 UTC

I DON'T LIKE BEING BLIND

h8ersgonnah8 September 15 2011, 02:53:10 UTC

Stop whining, you're not blind! Just take a deeeeeeeep breath.

airkind September 15 2011, 03:06:31 UTC

[DEEEEEEEEP BREATH.]

... I am pretty much blind! Everything is just blurry shapes of blue and... blue.

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voice; dr34msbl1nd September 15 2011, 02:23:00 UTC

John. John. Calm down. Breathe!

[Yep, your blind-seeing troll is here to the rescuuuuuuue~!]

airkind September 15 2011, 02:27:23 UTC

Okay, I'm breathing! I'm breathing, but Terezi, the imps--

dr34msbl1nd September 15 2011, 02:29:20 UTC

Dumbass, have you got anything long you can stick out in front of you? That'll help.

airkind September 15 2011, 02:33:53 UTC

Um, I have a hammer... That's not really long. No, I don't have anything!

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kismesist September 15 2011, 02:27:41 UTC

Don't mind me as I watch you flail around like a wiggler.

airkind September 15 2011, 02:30:52 UTC

I'm not flailing! I think I might punch a salamander in the face if I do oh my god I can't see jack shit. Karkat. [whiiiine :(]

kismesist September 15 2011, 02:33:28 UTC

You should have alchemized a new pair and kept the captcha card, dumbass. In case you broke or lost yours. Like you just did. [meanwhile trying to see if he can do anything...make some himself and send him a code or something...]

airkind September 15 2011, 02:35:09 UTC

I didn't think I would! I mean, it's never happened before, and I don't know where they went because they were just suddenly gone.

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carryarifle September 15 2011, 03:21:05 UTC

Are you okay?

airkind September 15 2011, 03:27:01 UTC

I'm not dead, buuuuuuuut I might be soon.

carryarifle September 15 2011, 03:32:56 UTC

Oh, nooooo! Can you get anyone over to you while the virus is on?

airkind September 15 2011, 03:34:51 UTC

I don't know, it was hard enough to make this post... And I don't really know where I should go??

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exceedingwords September 15 2011, 04:14:18 UTC

Do you need a personage to help protect you? I would be willing to offer up myself for such a task. As both Terezi and Vriska seem honestly set to out help you...

airkind September 17 2011, 11:55:14 UTC

Oh... You don't think the cane idea will work? Um, I guess that would be nice, but don't you guys have important stuff to do?? If I could get to another world where I don't have to worry about imps, maybe that would be better...