> [A] John: Be pathetically blind.
[W A I L]
AHHH SHIT MY GLASSES ARE GONE AND I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING AND THERE ARE IMPS THAT MIGHT ATTACK ME AND I CAN'T MOVE BECAUSE I'LL FALL INTO AN ABYSS HELP ME
[You have never been particularly far from your glasses before, and you are finding it a lot less funny than you thought it would be.]
AHHH SHIT MY GLASSES ARE GONE AND I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING AND THERE ARE IMPS THAT MIGHT ATTACK ME AND I CAN'T MOVE BECAUSE I'LL FALL INTO AN ABYSS HELP ME
[You have never been particularly far from your glasses before, and you are finding it a lot less funny than you thought it would be.]