Eveeeel
So I had the dentist again this morning. And I hate dentists. I think all dentists are evil from birth and the training just makes them more evil. They're evil in that special way, you know, where you have your mouth open, cotton wool somewhere in there (*shudders at the horror of cotton wool in mouth*), your lips are dry and you can't lick them because of the little hoover thing, you're trying not to drown by using your tongue to close off your throat and this is the point where he says "a little wider..."
I think Hitler was a dentist. I'm sure I saw that somewhere on the Discovery Channel. I seriously considered shoving the little hoover up his damn nose and sucking his evil brains out. (My dentist's brains, not Hitler's. Though that would be cool...)
On the other hand, my teeth are all pretty now. Although I am in pain because my gums are going "Gah! What did you do while we were numb!?". And the dentist used much stronger numbing malarkey (I'm semi-tolerant to the normal stuff and they need 3 times the amount which usually ends up with half my face, including my ear, being numb. One dentist once got my sister in to laugh at me! Evil!) but then I had to go to work. It's much harder to be the boss when part of your face won't move, which is funny, and then when you laugh you look like a demented cartoon. Meh.
And it hurts where he injected me in my gums. Moan moan moan. Can you tell I hate the dentist?
In better news, it snowed here today! I love the snow and no doubt because we hardly ever get any. Everything looks so pretty.
I think Hitler was a dentist. I'm sure I saw that somewhere on the Discovery Channel. I seriously considered shoving the little hoover up his damn nose and sucking his evil brains out. (My dentist's brains, not Hitler's. Though that would be cool...)
On the other hand, my teeth are all pretty now. Although I am in pain because my gums are going "Gah! What did you do while we were numb!?". And the dentist used much stronger numbing malarkey (I'm semi-tolerant to the normal stuff and they need 3 times the amount which usually ends up with half my face, including my ear, being numb. One dentist once got my sister in to laugh at me! Evil!) but then I had to go to work. It's much harder to be the boss when part of your face won't move, which is funny, and then when you laugh you look like a demented cartoon. Meh.
And it hurts where he injected me in my gums. Moan moan moan. Can you tell I hate the dentist?
In better news, it snowed here today! I love the snow and no doubt because we hardly ever get any. Everything looks so pretty.