Today Nadinne told me "gay men are come and go, but lesbians are forever".

Granted, she is a lesbian, but ain't it the truth.

me: " I have to work on this fondant horse for a 4-year-old's cake."

coworker: " You should put a huge dick on it and make it peeing."

me: "Happy fourth birthday Madeline!"

The Black Diamond Mines, Antioch, CA

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I'm addicted to A's games.  Especially when they win, especially when the tickets are $2. I love drunkenly singing/screaming "take me out to the ball game" at the seventh inning stretch. I love drunk oakland fans, because they're bastards. And tailgate parties? Who can say no to pabst and BBQ RIBS. that's right. no one.  Also, I got a free tote ( Read more... )

making progress with the kitties. I am very excited.

I need to start shooting some work. Doh!

The economy is scaring me.

Why is it so damn hard to adopt a kitten these days?! Granted, I know adoption centers are very strict on finding the animals good homes so that they don't end up on the mean streets again, but I feel that both andrew and I are responsible, capable adults, right? And we've done SO much research on caring for a new cat, it's not like we're diving ( Read more... )

All of my friends are in that comfy-relationship stage with their significant others. It's awesome, even though I miss some of them ( Read more... )

home, bitches!

things I want to do:

Big Sandy show tomorrow nite at the juke joint.
Oki dogs!
New sunglasses in uptown whittier.
mario kart with heather?
melrose shopping
karaoke

and

dance, dance, DANCE!