001 [Forever voice for the illiterate cowboy]

[aintnothingfair]

[There's some of the usual scrambling when someone from, well, ass-end of nowhere meets technology. It doesn't take long for him to figure out how to use the damn thing.]

So that button turns it on and this one turns it o--[There's a click before a couple moments later, John's back

Comments

[mrs_persson]

"New Austin"?

[aintnothingfair]

North of Nuevo Pariso, Mexico and West of Elizabeth, Texas.

[mrs_persson]

Interesting. I've only encountered one Austin in my travels.

I'm Una Persson, by the way. Warden and chrononaut. Welcome aboard, Mr Marston.

[aintnothingfair]

I've only encountered New Austin, so I guess that makes us fair.

Nice to meet you, Miss Presson. If you don't mind my askin', I don't rightly get that chrononaut title there.

[bob_fraser_snr]

Hello, I'm Bob Fraser.

[aintnothingfair]

Nice to meet you Bob Fraser. This is the Barge, ain't it?

[bob_fraser_snr]

Yes, it is. I am an inmate.

[aintnothingfair]

Well I'm a warden, good stuff to know.

Where you from Bob?

[tangentdarko]

Are you a Mexican?

[aintnothingfair]

I ain't. I's about as far from a Mexican as you can get.

I'm American, but I'm lookin' for two guys in Mexico.

[tangentdarko]

Are you a cowboy?

Also Ang, ily for that icon. <3

[aintnothingfair]

Course I am.

[ahahaaahooo]

Scaring you off? Now why would we do a thing like that?

[aintnothingfair]

'Cause you think I'm a soft guy. Well I ain't, mister.

[ahahaaahooo]

So you say... as for the truth, well. Time will tell.

[aintnothingfair]

Oh I'm sure it will.

Can I get a name with the creepy, foreshadowing threats?