001 [Forever voice for the illiterate cowboy]

[aintnothingfair]

[There's some of the usual scrambling when someone from, well, ass-end of nowhere meets technology. It doesn't take long for him to figure out how to use the damn thing.]

So that button turns it on and this one turns it o--[There's a click before a couple moments later, John's back

Comments

[ahahaaahooo]

Scaring you off? Now why would we do a thing like that?

[aintnothingfair]

'Cause you think I'm a soft guy. Well I ain't, mister.

[ahahaaahooo]

So you say... as for the truth, well. Time will tell.

[aintnothingfair]

Oh I'm sure it will.

Can I get a name with the creepy, foreshadowing threats?

[ahahaaahooo]

You can get two. Bill Williamson and Javier Escuella. They're names.

[aintnothingfair]

I'm pretty sure you ain't Bill Williamson or Javier Escuella.

[ahahaaahooo]

Still names though. Don't they come with, creepy, foreshadowing threats?

[aintnothingfair]

Not really. Unless you want a hole through your head too.

[ahahaaahooo]

Not particularly. Touchy aren't you?

[aintnothingfair]

I ain't touchy.

[ahahaaahooo]

Seems to me like you are, threatening to put a hole through my head, I haven't done anything.

[aintnothingfair]

You don't know me very well then, it ain't unusual.

[ahahaaahooo]

Violent, aren't you?

[aintnothingfair]

If you have to ask then I guess I ain't doin' my job.

[ahahaaahooo]

No no no. No. You've got it all wrong. It's the inmates who are the violent ones. You're supposed to be the role models.

[aintnothingfair]

I'm a role model in other areas.