WTF: Legend of the Sneaker: Part 1
I don't know what this is.
Basically I was making a sort of crack commentary on Legend of the Seeker, like all the cool kids are doing, and then I had a typo. It was embarrassing, it was awesome, it screamed at me 'YOU MUST MAKE THIS OMG'. So I did. IDEK.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: Legend of the Sneaker: Season Part One
So there's this totally ordinary shoe called Richard, just minding his own business and chopping shit up, and then these weirdoes come along. The old guy's called Zedd, and looks sort of like a horse. The totally phitt one is called Kahlan and she can control you with her mind.
So Richard is all, 'Okay whatever' and so Zedd gives him the Bling of Truth:
All of this is basically preamble to the gang having lots of adventures. Some of the higher budget ones include these things:
Sooner or later, Richard and Kahlan start having …feelings… for one another. Zedd is extremely pissed.
Everyone can tell, especially the psychic people.
Most of the time our heroes go around helping whatever random villagers happen to get in their way. They are generally successful.
Eventually the bad guy gets kinda ticked off about this and sics his armies on them. They are generally unsuccessful.
In one rather hairy adventure, Richard gets captured by some crazy dominatrixes. Things look bad but they turn out okay.
And eventually, they discover the plot of the first season.
Things start getting very complicated.
In the mean time, Richard and Kahlan get possessed and make out a lot. It’s totally hot. Zedd is extremely pissed.
Finally, it looks like everything’s gonna go our way.
Except that THEN:
WILL OUR HEROES SURVIVE? IS THERE ANTI-ATHLETES FOOT SPRAY IN THE UNDERWORLD? JUST HOW AWESOME IS CARA?
Find out in Legend of the Sneaker: Season Part Two!
LEGEND OF THE SNEAKER: PHITTER THAN YOU
Season One: In the Name of the Bling of Truth!
Season Two: In the Name of Total Phittness!
Torn: Totally Ripped, yo! (including ICONS!)
The Very Hungry Princess
Bound and Desecrated FTW! (with added lolcats)