Hey, heres a question.... Why the hell does the ice cream man play the Godfather theme song?

Total slaughter... Total slaughter...

I wont leave... A single man alive...

La de da de die... Genocide...

La de da de dud... An ocean of blood...

Lets begin... the killing time...

-Vash the Stampede

This list isn't in any order, i just kinda added characters as i thought of them ( Read more... )

My brother just came home today from a bass convention at Kalamazoo and he has been playing the same god damn beat on the drums for the past half hour. Im gonna run to the nearest living thing and kill it.... Lately, I haven't been sleeping like normal humans should. Last night, or this morning, i went to bed when the birds came out. So instead of ( Read more... )

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SpaceCadetAndi: i was up way too late last night and drank way too much ( Read more... )

I went rollerblading today, or last night, whatever the hell you'd like to call it around 11pm. It was pretty dark out and I was listening to some Metalgear Solid and some Naruto, so i was really getting in to it and skating aggressively. I was out on Levan going pretty damn fast and I tripped over the cities wonderful fucking patch work they do on ( Read more... )

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-God did not create Humans. Humans created God.

-SCRATCH

Couldnt have said it better my self...

I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You ( Read more... )