35 THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER DO WITH TECH...
1
Burn a mix CD for another man
2
Purchase a cell phone faceplate (American flag, skull and bones, leopard fur...)
3
Overclock your computer (whatever that means)
4
Purchase an iPod case that cost more than the iPod itself
5
Drop references to your "Plasma", such as, "Hey, why dont we watch the game.... on my plasma."
6
Answer the phone with "Talk to me", "Shoot!" or anything else that isnt a simple "hello?"
7
Record an outgoing message with a sound clip, especially one from a Schwarzenegger movie, a 50 Cent song, or The Simpsons
8
Connect a George Foreman grill to your computers USB port
9
Complain about your cell phone service (they all suck and give you tumors)
10
Buy a budget MP3 player, then buy white ear buds to play it off as though you own an iPod
11
Download Kazaa
12
Own a Discman
13
Check your e-mail while on a date or at the pisser
14
Forward any e-mail
15
Use any hollowed-out device (binoculars, transistor radio, fake leg) to sneak liquor into an event
16
Make onscreen menu adjustments while watching TV with friends
17
Buy a jacket specifically designed to house your gadgets
18
Use your cell phone to call somebody you are looking at
19
Upload naked pictures of your girlfriend (downloading them is fine)
20
Upload naked pictures of yourself (downloading not ok either)
21
Abbreviate "laugh" with "L", as in LOL or ROTFL or IJSMPILSH
22
TiVo Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. Or TRL
23
End your .sig file with a famous quotation.
24
Refer to it as your .sig file
25
Googlewhack (whatever the hell that is)
26
Go on about terms like "720p" or "30 fps" or "bit rate" -- especially if you know what these terms mean
27
Give directions more detailed than "press this button" when asking a stranger to take your picture
28
Become really, really good at Dance Dance Revolution
29
Window-shop at RadioShack
30
Refer to a ringing phone as "blowing up"
31
Call your RIM device "the CrackBerry"
32
Start a hip-hop BlizBlog
33
Spend Real money on fantasy weapons for use in a fantasy online game. Even if they are invested with magical powers
34
E-mail or SMS any of the following: "Im breaking up with you," "Sorry to hear your loss" or "Marry me?"
35
But if you must, avoid using u, yr, L or ;)
Burn a mix CD for another man
2
Purchase a cell phone faceplate (American flag, skull and bones, leopard fur...)
3
Overclock your computer (whatever that means)
4
Purchase an iPod case that cost more than the iPod itself
5
Drop references to your "Plasma", such as, "Hey, why dont we watch the game.... on my plasma."
6
Answer the phone with "Talk to me", "Shoot!" or anything else that isnt a simple "hello?"
7
Record an outgoing message with a sound clip, especially one from a Schwarzenegger movie, a 50 Cent song, or The Simpsons
8
Connect a George Foreman grill to your computers USB port
9
Complain about your cell phone service (they all suck and give you tumors)
10
Buy a budget MP3 player, then buy white ear buds to play it off as though you own an iPod
11
Download Kazaa
12
Own a Discman
13
Check your e-mail while on a date or at the pisser
14
Forward any e-mail
15
Use any hollowed-out device (binoculars, transistor radio, fake leg) to sneak liquor into an event
16
Make onscreen menu adjustments while watching TV with friends
17
Buy a jacket specifically designed to house your gadgets
18
Use your cell phone to call somebody you are looking at
19
Upload naked pictures of your girlfriend (downloading them is fine)
20
Upload naked pictures of yourself (downloading not ok either)
21
Abbreviate "laugh" with "L", as in LOL or ROTFL or IJSMPILSH
22
TiVo Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. Or TRL
23
End your .sig file with a famous quotation.
24
Refer to it as your .sig file
25
Googlewhack (whatever the hell that is)
26
Go on about terms like "720p" or "30 fps" or "bit rate" -- especially if you know what these terms mean
27
Give directions more detailed than "press this button" when asking a stranger to take your picture
28
Become really, really good at Dance Dance Revolution
29
Window-shop at RadioShack
30
Refer to a ringing phone as "blowing up"
31
Call your RIM device "the CrackBerry"
32
Start a hip-hop BlizBlog
33
Spend Real money on fantasy weapons for use in a fantasy online game. Even if they are invested with magical powers
34
E-mail or SMS any of the following: "Im breaking up with you," "Sorry to hear your loss" or "Marry me?"
35
But if you must, avoid using u, yr, L or ;)