SAMPDORIA 0 - 3 ROMA

[razor2rozary]

In all honesty, Samp deserved to win this match. Stats, I'm told, were 8 to nil shots-on-goal to the Dorians in the first half [12 to 4 in corner kicks to Samp again]. They also hit the woodwork twice, and Doni had to make five saves to keep the Romans in the running. Sometime after the restart, news broke that Inter were down two goals at the San

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[azzurrigirl]

OMG, the pic of cheetos and mancini sitting on the bench is priceless lmao

[razor2rozary]

Aman-cheeto = best OTP ever. Just wait til they fight-- both will be crying and whining like babies.

[muzai_ningen]

1. I missed the game badly, thank you for your picspam ;) Your captions are made of GOLD, especially the ones with Cheetos! Simply brilliant ROFFLES!
2. LOLOLOLOLOL Thanks for the pic! Do they still play beach volley together LMAO? Isn't it more convienient for them to hang out together with Cheetos back in Italy now? XDDD
3. OMG @ Cheetos! GEEZ SAVE THAT FOR THE DRESSING ROOM PLEASE! No wonder Mancini looked so embarrassed ROFFLES
4. Are Doni and Cheetos friends? Why are there so many pics of them together??? (I thought Cheetos and Curci were friends though...)
5. Awwwww @ DDR's celebration. That totally reminded me his celebration in the game with Torino (the one where he scored), so cute ♥
6. LOL mini Frenchie and Cici are the same height? They look so tiny XD
7. Stop telling them they're within three points. They'll choke. LOL there's no pressure, seriously, NO PRESSURE ;)

[razor2rozary]

1. Let me guess; you were watching the Derby? ;p ROFFLES thanks, Cheetos is very easy to caption *_*
2. Walter probably doesn't allow Cheetos to trek all the way to Rome just to play volleyball :{ [When Cheetos was in town for beach volley, it was during the summer just after Madrid had won La Liga, so he had time off-- not that Capello was playing him anyway lmfao :\]
3. The adorable thing is that Cheetos was so touchy-feely with everyone-- he even caressed Aqui's face when they hugged. [Also, Philou and Cheetos exchanged kits at the half. That's how I know Cheetos was on a diet-- boy was ripped!]
4. Because Doni's been saving all of Cheetos' shots ;) [That very well could be.]
5. ♥♥♥ I heard DDR kept trying to score screamers desperately in the first half, and looked really emo when Roma couldn't score :{
6. Mini Frenchie is smaller: 5'4" aww ♥
7. As if Inter would lose to Parma and Siena :{ [Meanwhile, we have Atalanta and Catania left.]

[muzai_ningen]

1. Oh yes, the Derby had killed half of my brain cells already and I simply couldn't make myself to watch the Romans playing.
2. I presume they would have lot of time to play volleyball together this summer since Donadoni probably won't take Cheetos to Austria ;p
3. LOL I look forward to his reunion with Totti next season! If I remember correctly Totti had missed all the games against Samp this season right? [The photographers should be sacked, how could they not take pictures of Philou and Cheetos exchanging kits? Oi! I want to see nekkid!Philou!]
5. Why is DDR being so emo lately? ;( I want the happy DDR back! *looks at your icon*
6. Awww mini Frenchie is about the same height as me LOLOLOLOL
7. We can always dream ;) [Seriously, my only hope is that the Romans could put in some good performance.]

[razor2rozary]

1. I watched Roma AFTER the derby. Thank God I wasn't as emotionally invested in the latter, so I had energy left after LOL
2. Ah, yes, but with Liverpool wanting to buy Amantino, those two would have to be broken apart yet again :{
3. Cheetos was suspended for Roma-Samp, 1st leg. Remember when he cried during Samp-Fiorentina and Bobo had to calm him down because he wouldn't stop crying [and pulling his shorts up to his crotch :\] since he knew he'd have to miss the Roma match. Oh, Cheetos-- nobody makes me laugh AND cry at the same time, but you.
5. DDR has periodical bouts of emo, especially when Roma lose :{ [I remember last year when Roma went through a drawing streak and couldn't win a damn match; he totally went apathetic for a whole month, poor child.]
7. My plan is this: Everytime they play without fire n' desire, someone from the bench yells, "OI! INTER ARE LOSING! SCORE NAOOOW!" That ought to seal the deal :P

[applegnat]

Where has Aqui been? And why can't there be more of him in matches/the world generally? I want him. And I want to replace his hamstrings with brand new tensile steel ones so that he won't break them so often. Silly boy.

[Great spam! Cheetos is just. so. whacked. out. Thank you, and good on your lovely boys. :x]

[razor2rozary]

Aqui's been hurt :{ He can never stay healthy for a whole full month, the poor boy. :"(

[Cheetos can't keep his hands to himself lol Roma snatched the match from Doria, but thanks! I want them to win the Coppa-- they need some hardware on their mantles, too, those boys ♥]

[bustedflush]

1. Is that Pizza in the foreground? He looks like a fireplug.
2. I saw a replay of Doni flapping wildly and the ball careening off the corner of the goal. I assume that wasn't along his saves? :P
3. DID YOU SEE DONI AND CASSANO COMING OUT OF THE TUNNEL HOLDING HANDS?! Were they even @ Roma together? When did this love happen?
4. Either Gazzetta Corriere della Sera gave Cheetos like a 5.5, they must be the lone angry voice.
5. LOL Cheetos was totally bipolar, he was just in the manic pole, so it was all good. (Though I saw him yelling @ Walter, or was that from different game? I couldn't tell.)
6. Nnnnnnngh.
7. Awwww, Ludo's little fin-hands!
8. (I took a picture for you today of a big DDR ad in the Nike store, but I can't find my fucking camera cable. This is VERY BAD.
9. *ignores old man(
10. I noticed this hair on a replay and was very pleased. &hearts I love the tiny ponytail rather than the stupid band.
11. Is #33 the same guy I always ask about? The Roman

[razor2rozary]

1. Yes, that would be Pizarro. LMFAO thank god he's not wearing red; otherwise, he'd be a bona fide human hydrant =p
2. Probably expressing his frustrations at Panucci being a slow CB, the flapping :|
3. I missed it! :{ I only saw the handshakes [and hugs]-- Philou and Cheetos totally hugged <3
4. WHAT?! 5.5 -- I am no Cheeto lover, but damn, that is HARSH. He was exceptional! Just unlucky.
5. He was pretty mellow though; there were even shots of him on the bench just looking on, a bit like a little lost boy, chin on hand, awww [Stupid photogs didn't take photos of Montella! >=0]
8. *_* FORREALZ?! *glomps forever and ever* Is there a way you could go back and steal the standee?! You did say you were up for kidnapping him? Pretty pretty Cheeto-eyes plz? loljk *prays to Moratti you find that damn cable* [Oh, oooh you're in Rome now, no? DDR and Frostylocks are at some charity event together, I just read <333 No lie, they are.]
10. It's my fave Philou hairstyle after the half ponytail <333

[bustedflush]

1. ROFFLES The poor man. And he can't even bond with Ludo over being a midget b/c Ludo obviously thinks he's 6'3".
3. That doesn't even mean they like one another, they both just like touching. &hearts
8. There were two, I considered trying to steal one, but it was large, and seemed very firmly attached to the wall -- I think I'd have been caught. It seemed like it was advertising the chance to do something with Dani, but it's the 10th, and I'll be on the train back to Milan. ): [Which, btw, is where my cable is -- I called and they found it and are keeping it for me til I get back, so you'll get to see the Dani ad, just not till next weekend.]{LOLOLOLOLOL Right now? Should I go out and wander around, listening for the squeeing of the other atendees? Or the gasps of horror @ Dani's clothes? *ducks*}
11. *laughs* I cannot remember the boys name, but at least I'm consistent. (And he's not Roman? Finally, one you've not edited yet!)
13. Man, if trying got high scores, Deki'd be MOTM every week!

[razor2rozary]

3. Mhmm, and how do you explain their shameless stripping at the half? They just both like to get naked? ;p
8. and seemed very firmly attached to the wall
LMFAO LMFAO you tried to see if it would give out, didn't you? <33333
8.a ..the chance to do something with Dani
*FLAILS FOREVERMORE* *glues you to Roman soil* You are not leaving ever until you "get the chance to do something to Dani" Do you hear?! >=0 [LMFAO you left your cable back in Milan? Thank Moratti it's still there!]
{*pouts* Yeah, but Daniele's left :{ ... Frosty might still be there though <333 }
8.b Or the gasps of horror @ Dani's clothes
Hush now *whacks* He looked like this . He knew you were in town and totally dressed up. See that?
11. >:P [Ask me next week, he'll be Roman then <333]
13. Deki doesn't even need to try; he gets 8s regardless. Remember, "Dude. What match were you watching?" [What can I say, hobbits are innately charming-- even to cynical pagellone critics :\]

[razor2rozary]

1. LMFAO BUT WHAI DOES HE DO THIS! Cheetos, no. Bad Cheetos. *spanks his hand* He should wear jogging pants to the pitch.

2. Fake!Mancini is wanted by Moratti LOL

[razor2rozary]

1. Lampsy isn't pudge :{ [Oh wait, Cheetos is slim now, I guess he's allowed to roll up his waistband now LOL]

2. Roby saw that ;p