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today was pretty crazy just in ways and stories that i can't describe to people in a way that come off as funny. but a quote from one incident: "yeah, he hasn't been with a girl since freshman year, and even then, that was his mom." i think i spent a max of maybe five minutes at any given time in my room from when i left it this morning at 9:45
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They did say no sex in the pool though, even though clothing is optional. So it goes.
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TWO CORNELL ENGINEERS FOUND DEAD
The Naked, Well-Endowed Students Were Found at 9:05 AM Monday
but then again, maybe Cornellians are graceful enough to handle difficult tasks (ill-suited for spazzes like me). Just like Chicago kids are bright enough to have candles and coffee pots in their rooms against the rules and, you know, not burn a whole apartment building to the ground. oh you wacky Clemson sorostitutes, what will you come up with next?
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