Compliments are never inappropriate. ;) Thank you very much! I recently found another guy with the same icon. I don't know who made it, but I have where I snagged it from in the comments.
That's also my favorite. It's been bouncing around in my head for a while now. I don't think so, but I hope I didn't inadvertantly steal it from someone else's snark (#11...)
Hot damn! I like you even more, too. Nothing like gratuitous complimenting to endear someone to me. ;) *smootches* It's not often that my rants are amusing, so I'm doubly glad that this one hit the mark.
13. Posting to **any** journal (other than your own) or community with a close-up dick-shot icon (or similar).
I’ve actually contemplated de-friending people because other readers use woogie-icons, that’s how much I hate this. Usually I like the blog owner too much to take it out on them & defriend, but I consider it *every single time*. Contrary to popular belief, no one wants your cock glaring at them from the computer screen. Trust me on this.
No, really.
That's why I don't bother with most adult matchmakers, especially AFF, anymore.
Oh gah, I know! It hurts! I actually don't have an AFF account, but this phenomenon seems rampant on LJ. One bozo can ruin a perfectly good journal. *sniffles*
Admittedly, I'm mildly bi-curious. This means that with the right lady, at the right time, I'd be open to sexual experimentation. Overall though, I am rampantly into men, their equipment, and so on.
But that does NOT mean that the first and only picture I want of a potential friend and playmate is of his johnson. Any guys want to weigh in on why they think we like this?
Hello!!!!! The thing LOOKS horrible. My friends and I agree that women have much more beautiful bodies.
My personal opinion. I'm totally into getting laid by it, but it's really nothing that spactacular to look at. Men just need to keep it put away till necessary.
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*continues laughing* You need to post this to the BDSM snark page.
Seriously.
Seriously.
LMAO
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Thank you. I'm so very glad you enjoyed.
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Compliments are never inappropriate. ;) Thank you very much! I recently found another guy with the same icon. I don't know who made it, but I have where I snagged it from in the comments.
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I ::so:: needed a good laugh!
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I'm glad you liked it. Thanks!
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"d.) “Masterbation.”
Folks, it’s ‘masturbation’. For an example of ‘Masterbation’, please see item 7.a."
The above one was the BEST!!!
I SOOOOO lurve you!!!!!
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That's also my favorite. It's been bouncing around in my head for a while now. I don't think so, but I hope I didn't inadvertantly steal it from someone else's snark (#11...)
*chuckle*
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I have to admit, I was really worried I might lose some friends if I posted this. I'm pleased to see it so well-received.
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13. Posting to **any** journal (other than your own) or community with a close-up dick-shot icon (or similar).
I’ve actually contemplated de-friending people because other readers use woogie-icons, that’s how much I hate this. Usually I like the blog owner too much to take it out on them & defriend, but I consider it *every single time*. Contrary to popular belief, no one wants your cock glaring at them from the computer screen. Trust me on this.
No, really.
That's why I don't bother with most adult matchmakers, especially AFF, anymore.
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But that does NOT mean that the first and only picture I want of a potential friend and playmate is of his johnson. Any guys want to weigh in on why they think we like this?
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My personal opinion. I'm totally into getting laid by it, but it's really nothing that spactacular to look at. Men just need to keep it put away till necessary.
Besides women are attractive for a reason;)
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