(This is for Week 8 of therealljidol)

Rant:

• Get offended at something said in an email.
  
• Write a sternly worded, passionate post about why that person is the greatest MORON in history.
  
• Include a couple witty links to prove how right you are.
  
• Bask in the glory of your friends telling you “Right on!”
  
• Wallow in despair as your coworker forwards it to the boss.
  
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Dear Local Politicians,

When you call constituents to grovel for votes, you've already got one strike against you.

When you call before ten in the morning, it really makes us want to vote for the other guy.

If we have kids and you call early in the morning...here, you can talk to them.

Saving the world one dumbass at a time,

ahavah_ehyeh(Vote for me in ( Read more... )

written for therealljidol

I am the one you hate.

I am the one who considers The Mary-Sue Litmus Test a direct challenge. I am the one who bases entire characters and storylines on Grateful Dead songs. I write bad guys who don't discover the Light of Goodness...although they might pretend to for a while. I will have my Hatrack character speak to birds and ride ( Read more... )

* Feel free to skip this post if you like. I am just sloughing the muck of this morning’s headlines and internet highlights.

Cho

The headline this morning: NBC News: Airing Cho video ‘good journalism’

For once I’m not linking to it, because I refuse to add to the sensationalism. I’ve refrained from commenting simply because everyone feels they ( Read more... )

( Over the past two weeks, I have caught up on over 1500 LJ entries and 350 emails. Consequently, I have been fighting the urge to snark madly at every type-written thing. However, if I don’t vent, I am liable to give myself an aneurysm, or at the very least, an annoying case of hemorrhoids. So if you are either: touchy, insatiably upbeat, take things personally, (or just want to maintain the illusion that I am a loving, benevolent soul and not a total bitch, ) you’ll want to skip this post. )