I hate peeing into a cup. Otherwise, it was uneventful ( Read more... )

Oy. I'm so not in the mood ( Read more... )

So. I saw three bears on my road today. A mama bear and two cubs ran right across the road ( Read more... )

"Totaled...Junkyard....I hope you have collision insurance ( Read more... )

Lance Bass (of NSync) announced he's gay.
Duh.
Thank you, CNN.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/07/26/people.lancebass.ap/index.html

I have to announce here my undying love for my little Lisa (that's the one i went to hill with, for all who know I have several Lisas....)

SHE GOT ME AN ENORMOUS CLERKS II MOVIE POSTER!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

SHE ROCKS!

EVERYONE SHOULD RECOGNIZE THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS HER!

*worships*

Anyway ( Read more... )

I just started bleeding like a stuck pig, everywhere.
*grumps*
My tumbly hurts.

Anyway...it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

POTC: DMC = A-FUCKING-MAZING

Oh man. That was great.

Work is stupid, my boss is stupider. And I want to bone him baaaaaaaaaaaad.
And that is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

And my car is making funny noises again.
crap.

http://wnep.com/Global/story.asp?S=5090220&nav=menu158_2

The bridge with the truck in it is right in front of my house. My neighbors are the guys quoted.