Angry old man has opinions on John Coulton and his angry old opinions are correct

[agoutirex]

Hey, do you like Internet memes? Do you like "awesome" things that nerds beat into the ground? How about pointless time-wasting gimmicks that make the geeks over at Digg and Boing Boing say that their "faith in humanity" has been "reaffirmed?" How about zombies? You like those, right? Good. Now how about shitty acoustic guitar music? You like

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[hentaikid]

He must be stopped!

[rattuskid]

Wikipedia seems to be slobbering all over his dick, but that's mostly because of 'Still Alive', which by all rights is a decent song, for video game music.

Also there are a lot of reasons why zombies are alluring to all people, not just nerds.

http://www.cracked.com/article/136_5-reasons-you-secretly-want-zombie-apocalypse/

[barnabas_truman]

I agree that "Tom Cruise Crazy" and that zombie thing are rather dumb (I've never liked either Tom Cruise or zombies myself), but I think that the greatness of "Skullcrusher Mountain," "Code Monkey," "Still Alive," and ESPECIALLY the sheer awesomeness of "Mandelbrot Set" more than make up for it.

[agoutirex]

You would, you NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD

[barnabas_truman]

The only thing wrong with his Mandelbrot Set song is that I can't play it for my algebra class because he swears in the chorus.

[agoutirex]

I love you, man, so I only mean this in the nicest possible way but you are objectively wrong. C:

[agoutirex]

You are in a dilly of a pickle, indeed!