Science discovers that people are attracted to different things, sky is blue

[agoutirex]

Isn't it wonderful to live in this modern progressive era, when science is continuously blasting holes through the dark shroud of ignorance, scattering the nattering demons of superstition? Why, just take a look at this amazing new study that finds that men who say that they like fat women may, in fact, like fat women. As opposed to, I suppose,

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[ff00ff]

As some of you also know, I'm married to a woman who isn't very fat at all. In fact, she's quite svelte. And one of the problems with my being so vocal about my love of larger women is that she's often skeptical when I tell her that I still find her attractive. However, she's a big LIBERALLY ATHEISTY SCIENCEY PERSON who would probably be posting on Pharyngula about how her BIG FAT PhD means she's not really arrogant if she wasn't too busy forcing schoolchildren to gay marry Wiccan stem cells. The point is that while she doubts the word of the man that she married and who is theoretically her LIFE SOUL MATE, there is no way that she can doubt the findings of SCIENCE. Science has confirmed the turgidity of my penis. Check and mate!

That is both a hilarious and very romantic paragraph.

[corsair_lafitte]

How can Moody not be sexy? She's got a PhD, which means she's a doctor, which means she must have a labcoat, and labcoats are super sexy. God, if she had some, like, sciency goggles or some shit she'd be unbeatable!

[rattuskid]

And bunsen burners... ooooooo, sciencey.