Comments | agodlyassassin: ☆oo1: Introduction

agodlyassassin

☆oo1: Introduction

Jan 07, 2009 21:12

[The writing is big, sloppy and bold, reflecting the writer's loud personality]

HEY! WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THIS? A USED JOURNAL? A BIG MAN LIKE ME DESERVES A BRAND NEW JOURNAL...WITH MY AWESOME PICTURE ON THE INSIDE COVER! THIS PLACE IS SO LUCKY THAT THE GREAT ASSASSIN BLACK☆STAR HAS GRACED THEM WITH HIS PRESENCE! AND ALL I GET IS A USED JOURNAL? ( Read more... )

the great me, stupid journal, the awesome me, black☆star, !ic, me, the greatest assassin ever - me

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You nearly killed my glasses. XD tigre_pinzas January 8 2009, 06:28:18 UTC

Maybe if you whine a little more you'll get a new one. Maybe.

agodlyassassin January 8 2009, 06:37:54 UTC

WHINE? A BIG MAN LIKE ME DOESN'T WHINE! I JUST DESERVE A BETTER JOURNAL.

tigre_pinzas January 8 2009, 06:39:13 UTC

Then cry more.

agodlyassassin January 8 2009, 06:53:47 UTC

WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT CRYING? THE GREAT ME DOESN'T CRY!

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opalescing January 8 2009, 06:44:45 UTC

You know, I think the most annoying thing about all-caps is that it gives anyone the power to shout in another's head.

And what's up with your spelling? Why do you use that star in your name?

...Not a used journal, either. You get to share it with the rest of us! Cool, right?

agodlyassassin January 8 2009, 07:18:17 UTC

BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE MY BRILLIANT THOUGHTS!

BECAUSE I'M A STAR, OBVIOUSLY! THE BIGGEST ONE EVER!

YEAH, FOR ALL OF YOU! JUST IMAGINE IT: YOU ALL GET TO HEAR ABOUT WHAT I'M THINKING ABOUT. MAYBE YOU'LL BE ALMOST AS COOL AS ME ONE DAY!

opalescing January 8 2009, 07:26:51 UTC

Oh, so then you are always shouting in your head? I bet you'll be mind-deaf one day.

Eh, but can you shine brighter than the sun? You're so convinced that you're so very special, it's kind of cute~.

agodlyassassin January 8 2009, 23:54:21 UTC

OF COURSE I CAN SHINE BRIGHTER THAN THE SUN! I'M THE BIGGEST STAR OF ALL!

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faketiming January 8 2009, 06:47:11 UTC

You're an assassin?

agodlyassassin January 8 2009, 07:24:22 UTC

THE BEST IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!

faketiming January 8 2009, 07:26:54 UTC

Aren't assassins supposed to be stealthy? Quiet?

agodlyassassin January 8 2009, 23:59:43 UTC

I GUESS I'M JUST TOO BIG FOR ALL THAT! I'M THE GREATEST ASSASSIN EVER, THOUGH, SO I DON'T HAVE TO BE STEALTHY! JUST AWESOME.

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dynast_seraph January 8 2009, 13:20:03 UTC

You know, I always thought the point of assassins was that they were difficult to notice.

agodlyassassin January 9 2009, 00:03:10 UTC

I'M TOO AWESOME FOR THAT! BESIDES, WHAT WOULD THE WORLD DO IF I WEREN'T AT CENTER STAGE FOR ALL OF THEM TO SEE?

dynast_seraph January 9 2009, 01:08:31 UTC

You're too... awesome to actually do your job well? Forgive me for asking, but just how does that work?

agodlyassassin January 9 2009, 03:10:45 UTC

I'M TOO AWESOME TO BE HARD TO NOTICE! PLUS I DON'T HAVE TO! I'M SUCH AN AWESOME ASSASSIN THAT I CAN DO IT RIGHT EVEN IF I'M TOO BIG AND GREAT FOR ANYONE TO IGNORE ME!

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morethanamask January 8 2009, 15:21:44 UTC

[Shirosaki's writing is also big and chaotic, never following a straight line across the page.]

That's some mighty fine handwriting you've got there, buddy!

Tell ya what! You send me a picture of yourself and I'll be sure to set it in the cover of a journal just for you.

agodlyassassin January 9 2009, 03:01:16 UTC

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! I'LL GO FIND A PICTURE RIGHT NOW! HOW DO I SEND IT TO YOU?

[[OOC: Not that he..actually has a picture of himself.]

morethanamask January 12 2009, 16:38:30 UTC

How about you tell me where you're staying, and then I can come to you! I'm sure that would make things much easier for you!