The Horrible Paragraph of Clunky Awfulness has been pared down, rearranged, and mashed into something of fewer words that doesn't suck. My second round of edits is done. This makes me a happy camper ( Read more... )

I'm monumentally annoyed by everything right now. When does the good part of menopause start, where you have fewer periods? This one is actually on schedule, I think, but argh, I just want to hide somewhere quiet and not interact with anything alive right now. Possibly while wearing earplugs ( Read more... )

Ten days between cycles is not cool at all.

I've put hitman!Ben in first person (in a new doc, because I am not stupidI'm not sure it's improved thereby ( Read more... )

I've been hanging around on the Yahoo Answers Books and Authors board for ... oh, about a week now. I've answered enough questions and gotten enough "best answers" that I've somehow managed to qualify as a "top contributor" (whatever that means in this context ( Read more... )

continues apace.

This morning, I was under 130 for the first time in... well. A long time. Which was good to see. A lack of Doritos and Robin Eggs may have helped--oh, hell, who am I kidding, it definitely helped.

But, oh, god, I'm so hungry. At the same time, I don't actually want to eat. I know I should, but I can't actually summon the ( Read more... )

My entire body feels like it's in rebellion. My head hurts, my throat hurts, and I think my uterus is trying to break free and run away. God, I wish it would, because as much as I rail about the Utter Fail of my uterus on a regular basis, it doesn't usually hurt me. I'd put this at about a six on the pain scale--and I'm not even bleeding ( Read more... )

Four days early ( Read more... )

When I'm watching your trailer, and comparing your movie unfavorably to "Paul Blart: Mall Cop"...

This is a problemWhy, yes, "Observe and Report," I'm looking at you. I'm going to have to invest in a longer pole, because the ten-foot one just isn't long enough ( Read more... )

In the way that's, you know, not.

Why, yes, I'm using LJ to keep track of my monthly cycle. Twenty-one days sucks, and I wish to rip my uterus out with a rusty spork and set it on fire. Can I do that, or would I get arrested?

Yeah, it started last night. JoyAnd I will cease abusing the italics tag now ( Read more... )