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agentseduction

Just When I Thought My Neighbors Were Normal

Jun 20, 2007 20:45

I was innocently reading George Carlin's When Will Jesus Bring the Porkchops? (Hilarious book by the way...totally recommend it to those that are open-minded individuals who don't take offense over politics, religion, etc.) So anyway, like I said I was reading my book and suddenly I begin hearing these very loud screams. I frantically looked around ( Read more... )

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WTF?! Is RIGHT! vandelayinc June 21 2007, 04:48:04 UTC

Yes, great book. What the hell is WRONG with your neighbors?! I have lesbians for neighbors, and that's totally cool with me, but THAT is just fucking bizzare!

How ya been?

Mark

Re: WTF?! Is RIGHT! agentseduction June 21 2007, 23:19:31 UTC

I would consider myself very lucky to have gay neighbors.

I'm good despite the tormenting heat that we experience here in LA, thank you for asking.

vallombrosa June 21 2007, 07:22:35 UTC

Haha, yeah, exorcisms are awesome. My insane catholic neighbor has had my house exorcised twice when he knew we'd be gone for a while by lying and saying he owned the place. He keeps claiming he hears people here when there's no one home, which is probably me just hanging out here while all the cars are gone but he steadfastly refuses to listen to any such talk and insists the place is in the thrall of satan or whatever. Then again, he also claims he sees visions from god that don't come true if he tells anyone about them before they come to pass, so he's probably not the best person to rely on for what's really going on at any given moment.

andreadynamite June 21 2007, 10:14:59 UTC

I've had so many bizarre neighbor things happen when I've lived in apartments. I think that no matter what apartment you move into, you will always have a neighbor that is into something weird, or is loud, or likes polka music at ridiculous volumes.