Thank the shiny golden gods I live next to a gym.

“…and she pulls the concerto around her like it is… a sea full of dolphins ( Read more... )

Free hugs are not a crime!

(Worth seeing it all, since it tells a great tale.)

Once upon my head:
A testament to hattedness,
Floating on the wind.

My Hat
1/2007 - 2/2007

After learning the awful truth, you may stick with XP. Or run screaming to Steve Job's room to tell him you just had the most surreal nightmare.

The new Microsoft OS constantly scans the content on your hard drive, and then plays judge, jury, and executioner with your hardware. I've heard from a friend that his machine got disabled by Vista ( Read more... )

Doing Well in the Valley ( Read more... )

I saw Avenue Q, recently, wherein Gary Coleman ex-child-star sings a heartwarming ditty about enjoying the suffering of others. (Schadenfreude is a word that means just that. Yes, it's German. Hehe ( Read more... )

My inner pro-wrester lauds his prowess with such ferocity that he shatters the camera.

My herd of elephants stampedes through the entire Parisian esplanade full of stamp-collection enthusiasts.

Two-hundred mentos are simultaneous teleported into a single two-liter bottle of diet pepsi.

Ka-blooom!!!

Ern and I saw Ave. Q and it was a blast.

Funny, and also a lot more serious than I expected! Here are some points that were worth mulling over:

- Okay for now (compromizing with life and dreams and striving from there)

- "Everyone's a little bit racist"

- "Schreudenfreund", or whatever

I was totally talking about my last one on the phone last night with a friend, and maybe that helped this one happen. Whatev, here it is ( Read more... )