No Corner of Life is Safe From my Tremendous Butt-Kickery!

[agentargent]

My inner pro-wrester lauds his prowess with such ferocity that he shatters the camera.

My herd of elephants stampedes through the entire Parisian esplanade full of stamp-collection enthusiasts.

Two-hundred mentos are simultaneous teleported into a single two-liter bottle of diet pepsi.

Ka-blooom!!!

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[agentargent]

I'm laughing at this bout of chest-poundery already, because this has been the most unproductive joke of a morning, evar. But I'm totally having fun with it, so voila.