Somebody needs to explain socks to me. I mean, 'cause they're always getting lost. Right? If you put two in the wash you get one back, if that. And they never match, and if you have more that look the same it's even harder to match them, and it's like, do they dissolve into the lint trap, or what? And they call the sock that belongs with the other ( Read more... )

So basically everybody on this ship is having more sex than me ( Read more... )