So, about socks.

[agent_wolf]

Somebody needs to explain socks to me. I mean, 'cause they're always getting lost. Right? If you put two in the wash you get one back, if that. And they never match, and if you have more that look the same it's even harder to match them, and it's like, do they dissolve into the lint trap, or what? And they call the sock that belongs with the other

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[doubleppk]

Several things...

1. How much did you drink?
2. How did you manage to make me actually feel bad for socks?
3. Killua is banned from saying I talk about stupid stuff too much because you totally just talked about SOCKS for an entire post.
4. Did you call me Fuji? I like it ^_^
5. http://hydrofoiling.com/ -- come on! You so want to. Okay honestly? No... I wouldn't take you hydrofoiling. Just windsurfing and hang-gliding. Because at least I can make sure you won't die on those two. It'll be fun!

Also are you doing laundry or something? Why the worry about socks losing their mates? And more things should mate for life but I'm not sure it applies to clothing.

[agent_wolf]

1. ...A little.
2. TALENT.
3. Well, look, socks deserve more credit. Or...wait, that didn't make any sense. Never mind.
4. You did? Oh, I didn't even think about...oh yeah, shit, that's why I don't call you that, 'cause I thought you didn't like it. Even though I keep wanting to. Uh. Wait, is that bad?
5. ...Yeah that's definitely a bad idea. And so is the other two. Bad.

No, I just put some of my clothes that were dirty in the laundry room to hope somebody else washes them. Don't tell.

[doubleppk]

1. Uh-huh. How much is "a little"
2. That it is.
3. I guess they might. And it did make sense to me. Maybe I'm just insane. I probably am.
4. I do like it and I was getting sulky that you didn't have a nickname for me yet.
5. No no, they're FUN. You should try it first. THEN you can hate it. But you won't. Because it's awesome. Just ask Kaku.

haha gosh you're adorable. If they're all darks I run it with my jeans but if you have whites mixed in, I'm not seperating so you'll just have to deal with pink clothes~

[agent_wolf]

1. Well I wasn't counting. But. Not a lot.
3. Yeah, but I'm pretty sure that's a good thing.
4. But I did! I just...didn't...damn it.
5. No, I won't try it 'cause I got really attached to being alive.

...Oh, fine, I'll do it. Had enough shit turn different colors in the laundry already.

[history_pirate]

You're quite articulate when you're drunk.

[agent_wolf]

Practice. 'Sides, I'm only a little bit drunk.

[history_pirate]

Please don't cause Fujiko-san too much of a headache.

[doubleppk]

He's as much fun while drunk as normally ^_^

Just in a different way of course.

[samurai_parfait]

I have often pondered the same thing. Sometimes I wonder if dryers create interdimensional portals that socks are just the right size to get sucked into. If this is true, somewhere in the universe, there's a planet completely covered in socks - and there's not a matched pair amongst them.

Someday they'll find their way home... someday...

Anyway, I don't wear socks for that very reason. What if one gets lost? I don't want the other one to be lonely. Best to leave them in the drawer where they're safe. *nodnod*

[agent_wolf]

Yeah, I don't wear socks either. Fuck 'em.

I mean except for when one of 'em disappears and the other one loses its partner 'cause that shit ain't right. Shouldn't happen.

[samurai_parfait]

Shoes without socks ftw!

Yeah. It's just TRAGIC.

Ugh, don't you hate when it's cold, and you HAVE to wear socks or else you freeze your feet off - but then it gets REALLY cold and you have to wear two pair. I wonder how that stresses the relationships of the socks. I mean, one sock is sitting inside a sock that isn't its' mate. O.o

[agent_wolf]

...Whoa. That's weird. I never thought about that.

[caffinatekillua]

They're socks dude. Just toss it out and buy a new pair.

[doubleppk]

You're so callous! Ignoring the paintiff sadness of socks who have lost their mates! What kind of monster are you?!

[caffinatekillua]

The kind with matching socks.

[samurai_parfait]

D:

[marinegrandpa]

Wow you're really smart awesome wolf guy! I didn't think of that at all!

[agent_wolf]

Damn right.