Here's part one: Here
Here's part two: Here

Our director for the 48 hour film festival won Best Director. The woman who played the landlady won best Actress. The douche who played Munoz won best actor.

TWO of these people are probably really excited. I know *I* am. Enjoy.

( Looks Nummy )

I work at a grocery store. At work we have a variety of magazines by the registers, including one known as Cosmopolitan. In addition to the beautiful person gracing the cover, and their 50 new sex tips (hint: Touch him on the penis!) they are also selling, by way of putting words over Jessica Alba's abdomen, "Untamed Va-Jay-Jays." Now, I am ( Read more... )

I attempted an original short work in assonance, and came up with this ( Read more... )

( Because You're Terribly Curious, You'll Click Here Anyway. )

On Tuesday - my first day of work after the mini-getaway - a man came into the store, and I had, judging by his attire and general appearance, thought that I would watch him on camera. I do this because I care. Anyhow, I figure he's going to head straight for the beer cooler, so I plop the camera in the beer cooler to be the one I see, and wait ( Read more... )

Have you ever considered the following thought:

There exists a strong possibility, ever so slight, that perchance things did not happen nearly as exactly as they did?

I have. Just now. And have I mentioned that my amused head hurts from the exertion?

It occurs to me that I haven't posted to this journal for several months. Weird. Perhaps I should be posting more, as there are events actually happening in my life that are, for no other description, noteworthy. Some good, some bad. Perhaps I should chronicle this as it happens ( Read more... )

Reply to this post saying 'words' and I will give you five things that I associate with you. Once I've given you the words, make a post in your journal about what they mean to you.

So I got this from jain.

( My Five Things )

I'm going to have to buy the White Album again!