This is Slutoween

[agatha_mandrake]

Hallowe'en is nearly upon, do you have your costume? If not, here's a few last minute suggestions!

Let's start with the costume representation of my profession, Sexy Archaeologist!

Comments

[aka_paloma]

Yes, this is exactly what I wear in the bush, how did they know?

Oh, it so totally is. Don't deny it. LOL! *snerk* God, could you imagine? You'd be one big walking bug bite.

And the construction worker...traffic cones...I...just...no. *brain breaks*

[agatha_mandrake]

Not to mention the various and sundry prickly plants and the sticks that poke you in intimite spots....yeargh.

And yeah, my mind boggles at the construction worker. It's the boots that really get me, they're like hooves.

OH JOHN RINGO NO

[anik]

I was deeply offended by the sexy Mountie, and then the awfulness of the ones that followed dulled my outrage. It's just a 21-car-pileup of OMGNO, too much horror for the human mind to see and remain stable.

I recommend you copy-pasta the whole thing to ugly_crap.

Re: OH JOHN RINGO NO

[agatha_mandrake]

Strangely, what I find most offensive about sexy Mountie is not that it's a sexy Mountie outfit, but that it's an ugly sexy Mountie outfit. The capri-legging-stocking things, what are they?

OH JOHN RINGO NO

PS:

[anik]

Here's a wonderfully gory Zombie MLP that I think you would appreciate . . .

Re: PS:

[agatha_mandrake]

Dude.