This is Slutoween
Hallowe'en is nearly upon, do you have your costume? If not, here's a few last minute suggestions!
Let's start with the costume representation of my profession, Sexy Archaeologist!
Yes, this is exactly what I wear in the bush, how did they know?
Sexy ninja
This is the most self-defeating ninja I have ever seen.
Sexy vinter!
I find this confusing.
Sexy pharmacist!
On the postive side, this pharmacist probably wouldn't object to filling your birth control prescription.
Sexy IT tech!
???
Sexy crime scene investigator!
This isn't a costume, it's a suit with an index card. FAIL
Sexy terrorist!
Because nothing is hotter than the senseless killing of innocent people.
Sexy Ghostbuster!
I am amused by her tiny little backpack.
Sexy Mountie!
NO.
Sexy crossing guard!
And the costume industry has officially hit the bottom of the "sexy occupations" list.
Sexy mummy!
Did you know that when preparing a body for mummification, the Egyptians would remove the brains through the nose? Which would explain this.
Sexy pilgrim!
Oh, this is just fucking stupid.
Sexy Ms. Krueger
I have only ever seen one of the Nightmare films, so I may not be all up on the mythology here, but wasn't the reason Freddy was so angry was that a bunch of parents set him on fire, and the reason they lit him up was that he had been molesting their children? Which makes this costume 'sexy pedophile'. Which is creepy, with a heaping side order of wrong.
Sexy Spongebob!
I...what?
Sexy Ms. Voorhees!
All I have to say about this one is that that is a pretty kicking purse
Lovely Lolita Teen Costume (yes, this is the actual name)
There is so much wrong with this I don't even know where to start
Sexy construction worker!
This is officially the dumbest costume I have ever seen.
Also, costume manufacturers need to stop raping my childhood. To whit:
Sexy Hollie Hobbie!
NO
Sexy Rainbow Brite!
NO
Sexy Jem!
NO
Sexy Care Bear!
SWEET JESUS NO
(What, no Sexy My Little Pony? Perhaps next year.)
And on that disturbing note, I must go bake vampire cupcakes.
Let's start with the costume representation of my profession, Sexy Archaeologist!
Yes, this is exactly what I wear in the bush, how did they know?
Sexy ninja
This is the most self-defeating ninja I have ever seen.
Sexy vinter!
I find this confusing.
Sexy pharmacist!
On the postive side, this pharmacist probably wouldn't object to filling your birth control prescription.
Sexy IT tech!
???
Sexy crime scene investigator!
This isn't a costume, it's a suit with an index card. FAIL
Sexy terrorist!
Because nothing is hotter than the senseless killing of innocent people.
Sexy Ghostbuster!
I am amused by her tiny little backpack.
Sexy Mountie!
NO.
Sexy crossing guard!
And the costume industry has officially hit the bottom of the "sexy occupations" list.
Sexy mummy!
Did you know that when preparing a body for mummification, the Egyptians would remove the brains through the nose? Which would explain this.
Sexy pilgrim!
Oh, this is just fucking stupid.
Sexy Ms. Krueger
I have only ever seen one of the Nightmare films, so I may not be all up on the mythology here, but wasn't the reason Freddy was so angry was that a bunch of parents set him on fire, and the reason they lit him up was that he had been molesting their children? Which makes this costume 'sexy pedophile'. Which is creepy, with a heaping side order of wrong.
Sexy Spongebob!
I...what?
Sexy Ms. Voorhees!
All I have to say about this one is that that is a pretty kicking purse
Lovely Lolita Teen Costume (yes, this is the actual name)
There is so much wrong with this I don't even know where to start
Sexy construction worker!
This is officially the dumbest costume I have ever seen.
Also, costume manufacturers need to stop raping my childhood. To whit:
Sexy Hollie Hobbie!
NO
Sexy Rainbow Brite!
NO
Sexy Jem!
NO
Sexy Care Bear!
SWEET JESUS NO
(What, no Sexy My Little Pony? Perhaps next year.)
And on that disturbing note, I must go bake vampire cupcakes.