Excuse me while I kiss the sky.

[affleck]

I feel like a kept man without the sex. Since I always bitch about how I spend a fuck of a lot of real money on a fake relationship, Jen took it upon herself to spend some money of her own. So I'll have a new car when the latest Mercedes model is publically released. Or probably a few days before, but yeah. And I have a new watch. There was some

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[ex_rosenbaum871]

I just can't get passed the first sentence, and how I wanted to make a comment more clever and dirtier than this.

[affleck]

I could pretend?

[willa_ford]

Wow. I haven't talked to you in the longest. I hope things are going well and I miss you.

[affleck]

You haven't. What's up with that?

Things are...Things. Miss you too, babe.

[willa_ford]

I've been recording for my second album. But I'm done now. I'm taking a vacation soon, so I'll be gone once again.

:)

[marisa_coughlan]

Marisa my ass! I said nothing of the sort. That'd be a little hypocritical of me. After all, I'm spending easter with the Afflecks and not the Coughlans.

[affleck]

Well! You encouraged them or something!

But the Afflecks are so much more fun and you love me.

[ex_gwyneth319]

At least I had the decency to sleep with you. ;)

[g_gershon]

Well, if you want to get technical, I slept with him too. Just a year early or so.

[affleck]

And you finally got around to making an honest man out of me.

[g_gershon]

I had to make sure you were the right one for me, Whispering.

[t_gershon]

Avoidance is the way to go.

I heard you married my sister, so I figured I'd better add you.

[affleck]

I really think it's my modus operandi, some days.

That makes sense. Hey.