Excuse me while I kiss the sky.

[affleck]

I feel like a kept man without the sex. Since I always bitch about how I spend a fuck of a lot of real money on a fake relationship, Jen took it upon herself to spend some money of her own. So I'll have a new car when the latest Mercedes model is publically released. Or probably a few days before, but yeah. And I have a new watch. There was some

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[ex_gwyneth319]

At least I had the decency to sleep with you. ;)

[g_gershon]

Well, if you want to get technical, I slept with him too. Just a year early or so.

[affleck]

And you finally got around to making an honest man out of me.

[g_gershon]

I had to make sure you were the right one for me, Whispering.

[affleck]

But you didn't lavish me with lots of expensive gifts.

No cars, at least.