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Church Bulletins
They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins, or were announced in church services: ( Oh boy did these make me giggle... :) ) -
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I don't particularly CARE who wrote this, it simply makes sense to me.
"The Gun Is Civilization"
Human beings only have two ways to deal with one another ( Read more... ) -
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The Red Queen
Phillipa Gregory
Wow what a bitch. Margaret Beaufort/Tudor/Stafford/Stanley, that is - not the book. The book was pretty good, more fun in the historical who what when where why department. I like these in particular because they help me cement in my head who begat whom and fought over what back then. It puts metaphorical (did I use ( Read more... ) -
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..and speaking of TV, if you like A-Team, watch Burn Notice. It is my most favorit-est show EVER. Honestly.
Bruce Campbell as Sam Axe, "You know spies, buncha bitchy little girls."
However, Human Target is hitting it's stride (also very A-Team/Burn Notice) and is making us laugh our asses off regularly as well. -
Sunday, Monday and Tuesday
Sunday was pretty quick for me - I slept through the morning and into the early afternoon because of the benadryl that the ER wanted me on for the next several days. Matt skipped golfing with his dad in order to go get my prescriptions, and ended up logging several hours at work instead (oops). We went over to Matt's cousin Erin's house for the ( Read more... ) -
Saturday
So, Saturday was nice and slow. We got Mom (Peggy) set up on Facebook, and just generally relaxed/napped until early afternoon. I ended up running a bit late (15-20 minutes) but we got into Orange County and to the wedding on time (interestingly Matt had noted just before we left on facebook that my brother-in-law Stu had burned his hand and was ( Read more... ) -
Friday
We actually managed to make it out of the house on time, picked Maddie up at school and zipped to the airport. Where we parked in Economy parking. Dumb. They've upped it to $10 a day, making it STUPID for us to park there. Oh well, live and learn ( Read more... ) -
ER trips #348 and 349
I'm just glad this one wasn't on my watch.
I'd spent so much time out of the house, running errands and going to appointments that when the choice came up yesterday afternoon, I jumped at the chance to stay home by myself. I'd already taken Maddie to the Optometrist's office and spent 2 hours and over $200 (after insurance) with her, so I felt ( Read more... ) -
Flowers Are Pretty by the Vandals - Lyrics
Children are lovely, before they get ugly
and learn to do bad stuff.
Flowers are pretty, before they get shitty
and they rot and turn to dust.
I hear that life is a wheel and you can't make it stop,
if you try, it'll flatten your head.
It's a circle of shit, we're in the middle of it,
but soon we'll all be dead,
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59 1/4" Maddie
41 1/4" Nate