Things have been deader than dead here! I think I'm finally catching up that LJ is never coming back fo' real. I cancelled my paid account, I still have it until september then I don't know. I'm really sad, I don't really have another space to write about interesting shit happening at work (SERIOUSLY GUYS WHO ARE STILL READING THIS. WE GOT ( Read more... )

Okay I did it, I even did it twice. I read 50 Shades of Gray. Well I'm lying a bit, I actually tried to read it twice, and only the first book, and only got to maybe a third before screaming FUCK THIS SHIT and vowing never to touch that thing again.

Seriously. They weren't exaggerating. This is that bad. Probably would have been worse had I made ( Read more... )

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WARNING, INDECENT USE OF CAPSLOCK AND SWEAR WORDS AHEAD. YOU ARE WARNED ( Read more... )

Grumpy's new job his suiting him SO MUCH. He has never been so freaking ripped since I met him. He always had a tendancy to pop out a beer gut the moment he had more than 2 beers in a row. But now he's got a SIX-PACK! A real one! I can actually feel that sucker through his shirt! And the arms, sweet Mother of Mercy. Good thing he actually listened ( Read more... )

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I should be doing to laundry and the vaccuming, except I broke the vaccuum cleaner last week and it's not repaired yet :D :D :D ( Read more... )

Some might remember that 4 years ago I was living in some kind of hellhole of a cesspit filled with stupid vagrant neighbors and train tracks that passed like a few feet from my bedroom widows. Ever since I've left that place I have been 1-Ungodly happy and 2-periodically checking to see if the place had burned down because it felt to me like it ( Read more... )

I almost got hit in the face by an alarm clock after bearing the brunt of an alcoholic's lack of 1-bottle-of-wine-a-day-plus-2-gins. The thing was huge so it's a good thing he had a shitty aim. probably all the shaking. Thank Goodness for withdrawal symptoms ( Read more... )

Ultrasounds are done, I have a fibroadenoma, totally benign but I'll be requesting a biopsy as it's the only way to be 100% sure it IS one and I don't deal well with the 0,09% chance it's not ( Read more... )