New Definition

[aelfie]

And I think its a good one.

"Saddlebacking: the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities." After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she's saving herself for marriage.

And I know several women, who, in fact did this when they were younger and they did

Comments

[ross_teneyck]

Huh. I'd heard of kids using oral that way, but not this. Or at least not while still claiming virginity.

Do they still vote against gay marriage, I wonder? I imagine they probably do. I guess they're confident that God is selective about the sodomy that he hates.

[aelfie]

I'd love to point that out to one of these kids...just to watch their face contort and their brain begin to hurt.

[sapphyres]

That's hilarious! I asked my mother-in-law something similar, via text.

It just occurred to me that she hasn't responded.