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[adularia]

*sigh*

Have ascertained that my neighbor is delusional. Called landlord. 311 is next.

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[gipsieee]

Oh, dear. Good luck? I'm assuming from the phone calls being made that it's an obnoxious form of delusional as opposed to the harmless or entertaining ones?

[adularia]

Yeah. Banging obsessively on my floor, and then claiming I've been making too much noise since three hours before I woke up, is well into "obnoxious."

[gipsieee]

Perhaps the delusion is that they think they're living under my apartment? Seeing as I have the beasties that do, occasionally both get the crazies and go tearing around the apartment at the wee hours..

[adularia]

I dunno... I have carpet down and he's never "said anything" (via banging) when it's laser pointer time for the kitties. That's about as insane as they can get.

[garpu]

Geez...you don't snore or anything, do you? Still, sounds like Paul in my old building.

[adularia]

I have no idea about snoring, but I know the people next to me on the same floor tend to bang their closet doors pretty hard (my closet doors are broken, so I don't move them ever.) I feel morally obliged not to complain about *them*, because people have a right to move around their apartments. I do mind getting harassed over other people's shit.

[angharads_house]

Well, yeah, exactly.

311 is definitely the way to go, here. And you **do** have a proper lease, right?

[adularia]

Proper lease, yes.

I want the landlord to know that I've at least tried to resolve it, and got the door shut in my face.

[gotham_bound]

Jesus christ. I had been hoping he'd finally shut up and/or moved away. Sound travels so well through the walls there's no way it was always you making the offending noise. Plus, complaining about noise during the day? WEAK.

Shit like that always made me want to have a jumping jack party in tap shoes.