Sex Ed, Adstring style

[brig_gen_maes]

Characters: Maes Hughes, Trisha Elric, Juke Wurlitzer, OPEN LIKE CRAZY
When: Monday, July 13th
Where: ALL OVER THE CITY
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Maes, Trisha, and Juke realized that some of the children were not fully educated in ways that were readily becoming apparent as 'needed.' So now they're on a mission. Around the entire city.

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Skyler had the talk already, but nobody knows this.

[stalwart_flame]

Skyler was at home, perched on the roof to watch the sky. His tail provides an easy way for anyone who wants to find him to be able to easily...but he seemed to have no intention of coming down soon.

[brig_gen_maes]

Maes was on the hunt. He had people to help and he had allies. It was time to take care of all the panic every time an accidental PCD post got a little... adult, and to help the children understand. Before they had to learn from porn. Poor Gaara. He should have tried to help there, but it was much too late for that. At least the boy was now safe from being scarred.

Looking up, he saw a flash of fire. Aha! Skyler could probably use a bit of information. "Skyler! Is there an easy way up there?"

[stalwart_flame]

"Maes?"

Skyler moved to the edge of the roof to look down, clearly wondering what was up. Maes never struck him as the type to sit on roofs...but that aside, the Pokemon wondered on the reason for his visit. Only one way to find out though...he pointed to the side of the house, where a ladder was propped against the building. He didn't use it, but sometimes others did.

[brig_gen_maes]

"Thanks!" Happily, Maes climbed up the ladder. A few moments later, he joined Skyler up on the rooftop and beamed at the Chimchar. You know, he might as well leap into the topic at hand. Besides, he had charts, too! "There have been a lot of questions on the network about bodies and such things. I'm going around answering questions. Is there anything you need to understand, Skyler?"

You can't get good sex ed in a village with less than ten people.

[precursor_dax]

Daxter was working in front of his shed, on an Ottsel-sized vehicle since there wasn't much better to do. Besides, if it worked then he could get started on a full-sized one. Jak amd Zelos could take it out for a spin in the Wastes or something. That wouuld be fun.

[motherofalchemy]

Trisha was a women on a mission. Alongside Juke and Maes, they had all banded together in order to help the younger residents of Adstringendum understand some of the more adult things that sometimes were caught on camera or recorded. Hopefully, this would helped them all in the long run.

As the group passed the shed, Trisha noticed Daxter in front of it. Perhaps he could spare a few minutes and listen to them? Even if he seemed to know a bit about sex...maybe they could still help him out?

"Daxter! Would you mind us talking to you for a few minutes?"

[precursor_dax]

Daxter scooted out from under his project, sitting up to look at Trisha curiously. It was rare to see her in this part of the neighborhood, even with others...one of which was Juke. This should have warned him but...

"Sure Ms. E. what's on your mind?" He could easily be nice to people he liked, see?

[throws_gun]

Juke kind of stayed behind, he wasn't too thrilled on giving "the talk" to anyone, thanks to a somewhat traumatic experience in having to do it with his much younger brother.

He liked Dax, though, so he at least gave him a quick nod and a silent wave.

[blau_rakete]

Alfons was walking down the sidewalk, looking in the windows of abandoned shops and trying to see what was inside. Everyone was finding such interesting things lately, and he figured it couldn't hurt to do some exploring.

[[OOC: Alfons hasn't even been kissed yet, and he's 17. Have fun, whoever attacks him. <3]]

[motherofalchemy]

The group was making their way down one of the roads in the Safezone, searching for more people to attack...teach. It wasn't long before Trisha noticed the boy that looked like he could be twins with her youngest son. Trisha gave a friendly wave to the boy before approaching him.

"Alfons! How are you doing?"

Oh God, it couldn't be one of the men, no. It has to be sweet lil' Trisha to scar him even more! XD

[blau_rakete]

Alfons turned around when he heard someone walking down the street towards him and smiled, seeing that it was Mrs. Elric. He turned from the shop window he'd been looking in and waved back, smiling brighter.

"I am doing vell, Mrs. Elric. Vhat are you doing out today?"

Juke is joining her too so it's fine xD ...Not that he'll be any help

[throws_gun]

From behind her, Juke offered Alfons a nod and a quick wave, then tried to distract himself at squinting at things his glasses-less self could not see. Why did he volunteer for this, again? It must have been those brain cells he was missing after the frying pan beat him up.

LOFL. Why is Roy here?

[general_mustang]

[It was interesting sometimes, to wander about the city until he found an appropriate resting place, and today it was a bench - surprisingly devoid of the usual signs of decay and... waste. Before he sat he spent a moment ensuring the security of the bench to the floor, reclining into it with a sigh.]

Because he needs to know how to take care of a wimmenz if he ever gets one!

[brig_gen_maes]

Roy was ahead of him on a bench. Maes tilted his head. In theory, Roy should know what to do. Bu he was constantly single. Maybe he didn't know. Maybe Maes should see if he could help Roy. After all, he wanted Roy happy. It would make him happy to know that his best friend was happy.

"Roy!" Maes headed over, oblivious to the fact taht he was disturbing Roy's rest. Or perhaps very aware of it and deciding that he could get away with it. "Roy, how's the dating life going?"

What do you mean, if he ever gets one!? He's had plenty!

[general_mustang]

He noticed Maes before he spoke, and wondered briefly if there was any chance of escape, unfortunately for him Maes was heading straight over, thankfully unarmed.

"Hughes." He responded sweetly, about to stand to his feet when halfway there Maes spoke, and he frowned up at the taller man, slumping back down onto the bench. "Excuse me?"

Then why is he always single?

[brig_gen_maes]

There was no chance of escape once Maes had spotted you. None. Roy was doooooooomed. With extra doom. Maes beamed at Roy. "I come to help you out."

He plopped down to the bench and set down the box. "You and Miss Hawkeye. You two aren't together yet. It's time for help from Daddy Cupid! Now, there's a chance you're not together yet because you don't know how to treat women quite right!"

Here, have fun making a 12 year-old traumaface \o/

[notamageiswear]

Negi was out and about, headed towards the tea shop to do a little bit of gathering. Normally he would fly the short distance on his staff, but today was such a nice day, so he decided to walk.

[brig_gen_maes]

Seeing Negi walking up ahead, Maes smiled. It was very unlikely his not-present father had talked to him or helped him understand the important Facts of Life. And Negi had said his mother was out of the picture too, right? Then here, before him, was someone in serious need of the team's help.

"NEGI! Hold up! Do you have some time?"

[notamageiswear]

"Ah! Maes, Miss Trisha, Juke-san! It's nice to see all of you!" Negi turned around, smiling and bowing just slightly, still a habit from living in Japan for several months. "Yes, I'm not busy. Was there something you needed?"

[throws_gun]

Juke, hiding behind everyone, held up a quick hand and waved, but stayed silent. Something seemed to be bothering him, but he was trying to hide it the best he could. Instead he occupied himself with squinting at things he couldn't see, with broken glasses and everything.