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When Priests Are Stupid Too

Jan 14, 2009 15:28

Characters: Sha Gojyo lecherous_kappa and Genjo Sanso swearinpriest
When: Wednesday afternoon
Where: Sanzo's room
Rating: PG-13 (Same reason as most of the time.)
Summary: Sanzo is moping because he can't find his monkey. Gojyo goes to kick (and curse) the priest out of his misery.

( There are two things Gojyo is really good at, and he was off to do the less-fun one. )

*complete, sha gojyo, genjo sanzo

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swearinpriest January 14 2009, 20:49:51 UTC

There was no answer from inside Sanzo's room.

Honestly, Sanzo didn't care about much of anything right now. Goku had vanished and that wasn't like him! He wouldn't just leave without informing one of them or leaving a message. Sighing, he brought his cigarette up to his lips and took a long drag off of it.

lecherous_kappa January 14 2009, 21:10:45 UTC

Gojyo figured that Goku had either gone to fight on his own, or had seen something big and delicious-looking. Though it wasn't all that much like the monkey to not say anything to anyone. He refused to let it get to him, though. He was used to them solving things. Monkey was missing? Monkey would be found.

"Nine!" Why bother saying ten when he was just going to kick it in anyways? Lifting his foot, Gojyo planted it soundly against the door. The idle thought that maybe he should have checked the doorknob first was dismissed when the door didn't give. "Stupid fucking priest." He kicked again, and heard the sound of something breaking.

"If you open this, moron, that will make it easier." A third kick made the sound louder, and a fourth ripped a hinge off the door. "This is all the stupid monkey's stupid fault..." A fifth kick broke the other hinge, but apparently Sanzo had something behind the door too. "Biggest fucking idiot..."

swearinpriest January 14 2009, 21:15:51 UTC

There was at least three empty cigarette boxes sitting on the ground near the chair Sanzo was in. His purple eyes flickered over to the door and then back out the window. He took another long draw on his cigarette. At leasy Gojyo was having trouble, that gave him a sick sense of glee.

lecherous_kappa January 14 2009, 21:50:23 UTC

If it wasn't for the scent of cigarettes, Gojyo might have wondered if Sanzo was even in there. But the smoke was fresh. "Fine. You know what? We'll do this another way. Shakujo."

The weapon materialized, and Gojyo stepped a couple of feet back to give himself a bit of range. With anger fueling his strength, Gojyo shattered the door. He stepped in through the hole he'd made, keeping a wary eye on the doorframe in case it felt like giving him a concussion. He did not put away the Shakujo.

"What the fuck, man. Running and hiding like a toddler. I thought we went over running last time."

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