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When Priests Are Stupid Too

Jan 14, 2009 15:28

Characters: Sha Gojyo lecherous_kappa and Genjo Sanso swearinpriest
When: Wednesday afternoon
Where: Sanzo's room
Rating: PG-13 (Same reason as most of the time.)
Summary: Sanzo is moping because he can't find his monkey. Gojyo goes to kick (and curse) the priest out of his misery.

( There are two things Gojyo is really good at, and he was off to do the less-fun one. )

*complete, sha gojyo, genjo sanzo

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swearinpriest January 14 2009, 20:49:51 UTC

There was no answer from inside Sanzo's room.

Honestly, Sanzo didn't care about much of anything right now. Goku had vanished and that wasn't like him! He wouldn't just leave without informing one of them or leaving a message. Sighing, he brought his cigarette up to his lips and took a long drag off of it.

lecherous_kappa January 14 2009, 21:10:45 UTC

Gojyo figured that Goku had either gone to fight on his own, or had seen something big and delicious-looking. Though it wasn't all that much like the monkey to not say anything to anyone. He refused to let it get to him, though. He was used to them solving things. Monkey was missing? Monkey would be found.

"Nine!" Why bother saying ten when he was just going to kick it in anyways? Lifting his foot, Gojyo planted it soundly against the door. The idle thought that maybe he should have checked the doorknob first was dismissed when the door didn't give. "Stupid fucking priest." He kicked again, and heard the sound of something breaking.

"If you open this, moron, that will make it easier." A third kick made the sound louder, and a fourth ripped a hinge off the door. "This is all the stupid monkey's stupid fault..." A fifth kick broke the other hinge, but apparently Sanzo had something behind the door too. "Biggest fucking idiot..."

swearinpriest January 14 2009, 21:15:51 UTC

There was at least three empty cigarette boxes sitting on the ground near the chair Sanzo was in. His purple eyes flickered over to the door and then back out the window. He took another long draw on his cigarette. At leasy Gojyo was having trouble, that gave him a sick sense of glee.

lecherous_kappa January 14 2009, 21:50:23 UTC

If it wasn't for the scent of cigarettes, Gojyo might have wondered if Sanzo was even in there. But the smoke was fresh. "Fine. You know what? We'll do this another way. Shakujo."

The weapon materialized, and Gojyo stepped a couple of feet back to give himself a bit of range. With anger fueling his strength, Gojyo shattered the door. He stepped in through the hole he'd made, keeping a wary eye on the doorframe in case it felt like giving him a concussion. He did not put away the Shakujo.

"What the fuck, man. Running and hiding like a toddler. I thought we went over running last time."

swearinpriest January 14 2009, 21:52:06 UTC

There where three shots from the gun Sanzo had. The look he gave Gojyo was hard and vaguely disturbed.

"He wouldn't just leave." He said faintly before dropping the gun and staring out the window.

lecherous_kappa January 15 2009, 03:25:41 UTC

Gojyo froze for a second, glad that Sanzo hadn't hit him, even at such close range. One of them had nicked his jacket, though. His glare got a bit harder. "You're a pain in my ass some days, you know that?"

He frowned at what Sanzo said. "He could have gotten distracted. All it would take is another giant food monster. Or he could have chosen to charge off before I could and take on the threats. We have to have some sort of hope."

swearinpriest January 15 2009, 03:35:31 UTC

Sanzo snorted at Gojyo's last comment. "Hope? This is a god forsaken place that has none." He snarled.

lecherous_kappa January 15 2009, 03:41:21 UTC

Gojyo shrugged. "Hell, we're on a hopeless quest back home and we keep fucking going at it. If we're stupid for that there, we might as well be just as stupid here. You, me and monkey all do stupid well."

swearinpriest January 15 2009, 05:12:55 UTC

He scoffed. "Only because we where told to. Would we do it otherwise?"

lecherous_kappa January 15 2009, 05:25:50 UTC

Gojyo shook his head. "Hell no. I like the chance to see my brother, but I'd much rather be living with Hakkai than running around the world with people trying to kill me. How about I tell you to cheer up? Would that do any good?" He doubted it.

swearinpriest January 15 2009, 22:36:42 UTC

Sanzo put out his cigarette. "Get out."

lecherous_kappa January 16 2009, 05:05:00 UTC

Gojyo shook his head. "Hell. It's not worth getting shot. Grow up, stop being a damn baby. We'll find a way to get him back if he's gone. And you're not the only one missing someone. Shithead."

With a flick of the Shakujo, Gojyo was out the door, disappearing in the whirl of chains.

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