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Buh buh buh music meme in your face.
My letter, ( Read more... ) -
It doesn't really ring a bell. Wait. I mean, it rings ALL THE BELLS.
Oh, James, that good looking guy that you just keep hanging on to every word and get excited to see him even if he treats you like shit every time but you think this is the time he will realize how awesome you are and you hate yourself for coming back for more because you consider yourself a total feminist and this isn’t you but you are just ( Read more... ) -
It's strange, isn't it? Where we draw the lines.
I turned thirty. The day before my birthday was very, very hard for a variety of reasons but my actual birthday I spent at work and was distracted and fine. The night after my birthday, I drank the bottle of Prosecco that I bought at the food show in Cleveland last November. In twelve minutes, from opening to drunk, with an assist from some cold ( Read more... ) -
Downrods, blades, globes, life.
Directly in front of where I work, there is a massive display of ceiling fans. I hear a lot of chatter about ceiling fans on a daily basis. I sell a lot of ceiling fans. Ceiling fans can be heavy. I have become very good at hoisting and maneuvering ceiling fans. I can shake a ceiling fan box and tell you whether that rattling sound is, in order of ( Read more... ) -
Do Not Globalize.
If I am mad at one person, I will group that person into a checkbox and then I will hate everyone who is that ( Read more... ) -
ebay attention deficit.
Things I have looked for on ebay today (and almost every day) (lately), in order: -
Three Years in Tibet
Today is my third-year anniversary of working at the same place. There have been so many different emotions regarding this fact ( Read more... )
