Title: How Do You Afford Your Rock And Roll Lifestyle?
Author: adelphi23
Word Count: 1,200
Pairing: Kradam, Kradison friendship
Summary: This is nothing but me indulgently satisfying my ‘Adam and Kris adopt Allison’ guilty pleasure and mixing it in with my porn obsession. It’s actually technically PWP.
Rating: NC-17

( How Do You Afford Your Rock And Roll Lifestyle? )

mikes_grrl casually mentioned to me that she needed something to laugh at at the minute, and since I’m desperately trying to find any way to distract myself from writing today, I thought, what better way to make her laugh than with the tragedy that is my romantic life? After all, she’s gotten much joy out of it before.

So in regards to that, I bring you,

( Public Service Announcement Number 2: Signs That A Relationship Is Going Nowhere )

(  On dating people you meet in shops. Specifically the shops you like. )

( A comprehensive list of things that are going wrong in my life )