shamelessly stolen from Siren's Pull

Aug 18, 2011 17:36

Suddenly, shocking news: the community has autonomously posted a bulletin warning everyone that in just a few hours, it'll be shutting down permanently. Worldhopping will cease to work, and wherever people are when the countdown reaches zero, that's where they'll be stuck ( Read more... )

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crackpotcrocker August 18 2011, 22:21:10 UTC
[Denzel has his things half packed, he pauses on in the packing. He can't decide if he wants to stay on his world and prove magic and fairies are actually real and never see or hear from his friends again or go live with Gellert but leave behind his fairy chasing obsession. The man holds his Fairy Tracker, he better make up his mind quickly or he will be stuck in a world that mocks him]

Fairy Godparents Exist. [Reading the back of the Tracker]

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crackpotcrocker August 20 2011, 21:33:29 UTC
I smell magic.What did you cast on me? [Backing away into a corner of the room for now to not get mangled between the two. He's just going to watch for now]

Jorgen: So, can I. [Pressing a button on the center of his chest, robotic airplane wings with jets on the button pop up on both sides of Von Strangle] Wings are too girly for me. [Now in the air]

[If there was anything Jorgen was best at, was working under pressure as he turned all the Fairies to think on their toes. Quickly, transforming the flare into rubber duckies with his wand]

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sandinmyboots August 21 2011, 03:04:20 UTC
Protection spell! It'll keep you safe from the collateral damage. You got anything good verses fairies? A Fairy Killer blade or anything like that?

[And then Kefka's attention is back on Jorgen.]

On my world, girly means 'skilled' and 'intelligent.' I figured as much about you! Firaga!

[Cue the fireballs!]

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wishingpink August 21 2011, 03:14:05 UTC
[She'd lost him. She'd lost Cosmo and she had literally looked everywhere. Except for the one place that they weren't supposed to go too. With a poof of pink she appears a safe distance away from Crocker. In time to see the fireballs. She hmphed and with a 'ding' the fireballs become balls of pink petals.]

WHERE'S COSMO?!?!

[She's glaring at Jorgen, her wand still out.]

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crackpotcrocker August 21 2011, 03:23:00 UTC
Crocker: Well, I don't know about a Fairy Killer Blade but I do have something even better - FAIRY! [Spazzing in place at Wanda's appearance. Before getting whammed in the head with a massive shot of De Ja Vu with mention of 'Cosmo', Denzel lost his footing and fell on the floor]

[Jorgen was just about to deflect and attack when Wanda's random appearance into the room even caught him off guard but what little gaurd he was caught off of quickly disappeared]

We are in a middle of a fight and da monkey is not with you? I do not know. [Must I do everything around here?] World hopping is going to be closed off in 10 minutes and you do not know where he is?!?!?

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sandinmyboots August 21 2011, 03:34:39 UTC
I haven't seen him lately. Sorry!

[Ok, he's outnumbered. New plan! Sneaking over to Crocker.]

Hey, Crocker, do you want magic powers and your memory back?

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wishingpink August 21 2011, 03:46:36 UTC
[Wanda hmphed and just glared at Jorgen, her attention more on the other faerie the two men.]

I don't care, this place is closing and Cosmo's gone off to some other world. You're the only faerie that can track him!

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crackpotcrocker August 21 2011, 03:52:57 UTC
[Denzel getting himself up, whistles over at Fawkes, before eyeing the butterfly net and then back to the phoenix, who in a matter of seconds flies, grabs the butterfly net in his talcons, in front of Denzel.]

I'd like my memory back but as far as magic powers go.... That I'll take of.[Eyeing Wanda from behind with an evil grin. Sneak sneak sneak]

[Jorgen stares at Wanda with the usual emotionless but stern expression. He had to think about that for a moment. Having Cosmo in this universe would actually be nice but on the other hand what about the universe that got landed with him] Give me a moment to think about dat.

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sandinmyboots August 21 2011, 22:41:48 UTC
Memory go!

[Kefka waves his hand to undo memory magic on Crocker--and everything else with it. Hopefully, surprise and that protection spell will keep anyone from interfering and reversing Kefka's fix.]

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crackpotcrocker August 22 2011, 04:13:59 UTC
[Jorgen stated when he wiped Mr. Crocker's mind 32 years ago that no magic on Earth could ever undo that. However, Gaia was hardly Earth. Denzel was on the floor worming around, and screaming in pain. Absolute pain. There bone crackling noises as well. As Denzel was on the floor worming in and screaming is sheer pain, his back was straighting out and his teeth where fixing themselves. This captures Von Strangle's attention and Jorgen begins to laugh because pain is funny to him. However, Jorgen creases laughing when he sees the reversal happening on Denzel's body. Which makes Jorgen beyond ticked off as Von Strangle hit Kefka with a bolt of lighting. Meanwhile, Crocker is having his life flash before his eyes. Literally, if Kefka where to look into Crocker's eyes right now, he'd see Crocker's memories being unwoven. To the very beginning;

See a much younger Denzel in his 1970's styled room. He just tossed a Magic 9 Ball onto the floor. Then suddenly like a genie two fairies appear"Heeeeeeeeeeyy Denzel! I'm like Cosmo man. And I'm ( ... )

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sandinmyboots August 22 2011, 04:52:39 UTC
[Kefka is a god, which means he can have his attention on helping Crocker's transformation and memory restoration and on kicking Jorgen's ass at the same time. Cue the chorus because it's boss fight time!]

[Or not, because Kefka is hurling himself bodily at Jorgen. If he lands, he'll try and suck Jorgen's powers out of him like a horrible monkey leech crossbreed. If not, he'll probably smack his face on the wall.]

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crackpotcrocker August 22 2011, 05:05:01 UTC
[The lighting Jorgen stuck at Kefka, was deflected off the shield Kefka has on Denzel, which in a startling leap Crocker reacts to the lighting deflecting off] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[There's a pause. Crocker sees Kefka fighting with - ] JORGEN VON STRANGLE THE TOUGHEST FAIRY IN THE UNIVERSE?! [Looks over beyond them] WANDA?!

Jorgen: Oh, darn it! [Have a mighty fist coming in line with your face]

TURNER! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM FOR THIS! [Blink blink] This is rather strange. Why don't I feel so 'round shouldered'? [Feeling his back with his hands]

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sandinmyboots August 22 2011, 17:22:34 UTC
[Kefka takes the punch, being too busy in his attempt to suck the life and powers out of Jorgen to really react other than to wince. If it's working, Jorgen should start feeling weaker....]

The magic not only changed your memory but your history!

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crackpotcrocker August 22 2011, 17:41:28 UTC
[Jorgen did feel himself becoming slightly weaker but then his physical strength, well let's just say he could lift an enormous dragon with one finger. (Vs Denzel who's abnormally physically weak. Yay, stereotyping) Where as the magic was the same as any other fairies. In the feeling of Kefka trying to drain Von Strangle, the Jarhead attempts to pull Kefka off of him and toss him in some random direction, However, he did not scream from the feeling of starting to grow weaker, his eyes mearly where shaking a tad and veins popping in his neck and biceps.

Meanwhile, Crocker makes his way over to Wanda. Grabbing his butterfly net as he walks over. Psychotically stating]

You're mine! You're not leaving me again little fairy.

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