shamelessly stolen from Siren's Pull

Aug 18, 2011 17:36

Suddenly, shocking news: the community has autonomously posted a bulletin warning everyone that in just a few hours, it'll be shutting down permanently. Worldhopping will cease to work, and wherever people are when the countdown reaches zero, that's where they'll be stuck ( Read more... )

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crackpotcrocker August 22 2011, 04:13:59 UTC
[Jorgen stated when he wiped Mr. Crocker's mind 32 years ago that no magic on Earth could ever undo that. However, Gaia was hardly Earth. Denzel was on the floor worming around, and screaming in pain. Absolute pain. There bone crackling noises as well. As Denzel was on the floor worming in and screaming is sheer pain, his back was straighting out and his teeth where fixing themselves. This captures Von Strangle's attention and Jorgen begins to laugh because pain is funny to him. However, Jorgen creases laughing when he sees the reversal happening on Denzel's body. Which makes Jorgen beyond ticked off as Von Strangle hit Kefka with a bolt of lighting. Meanwhile, Crocker is having his life flash before his eyes. Literally, if Kefka where to look into Crocker's eyes right now, he'd see Crocker's memories being unwoven. To the very beginning;

See a much younger Denzel in his 1970's styled room. He just tossed a Magic 9 Ball onto the floor. Then suddenly like a genie two fairies appear

"Heeeeeeeeeeyy Denzel! I'm like Cosmo man. And I'm totally Wanda. And we're - Your Fairy Godparents.

Do you like dig man?"

Younger Denzel stares at them both like this is crazy

"I'm calling the man, man."

"Whooo there, little dude. You can't do that."

"If you do we like totally go away forever man."

"Like what are you?"

"We're magic. Whooo. Magic."

"We grant wishes."

Wait, wasn't that fairy in the room named Wanda (with a different look)in the room right now, asking about a Cosmo?]

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sandinmyboots August 22 2011, 04:52:39 UTC
[Kefka is a god, which means he can have his attention on helping Crocker's transformation and memory restoration and on kicking Jorgen's ass at the same time. Cue the chorus because it's boss fight time!]

[Or not, because Kefka is hurling himself bodily at Jorgen. If he lands, he'll try and suck Jorgen's powers out of him like a horrible monkey leech crossbreed. If not, he'll probably smack his face on the wall.]

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crackpotcrocker August 22 2011, 05:05:01 UTC
[The lighting Jorgen stuck at Kefka, was deflected off the shield Kefka has on Denzel, which in a startling leap Crocker reacts to the lighting deflecting off] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[There's a pause. Crocker sees Kefka fighting with - ] JORGEN VON STRANGLE THE TOUGHEST FAIRY IN THE UNIVERSE?! [Looks over beyond them] WANDA?!

Jorgen: Oh, darn it! [Have a mighty fist coming in line with your face]

TURNER! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM FOR THIS! [Blink blink] This is rather strange. Why don't I feel so 'round shouldered'? [Feeling his back with his hands]

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sandinmyboots August 22 2011, 17:22:34 UTC
[Kefka takes the punch, being too busy in his attempt to suck the life and powers out of Jorgen to really react other than to wince. If it's working, Jorgen should start feeling weaker....]

The magic not only changed your memory but your history!

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crackpotcrocker August 22 2011, 17:41:28 UTC
[Jorgen did feel himself becoming slightly weaker but then his physical strength, well let's just say he could lift an enormous dragon with one finger. (Vs Denzel who's abnormally physically weak. Yay, stereotyping) Where as the magic was the same as any other fairies. In the feeling of Kefka trying to drain Von Strangle, the Jarhead attempts to pull Kefka off of him and toss him in some random direction, However, he did not scream from the feeling of starting to grow weaker, his eyes mearly where shaking a tad and veins popping in his neck and biceps.

Meanwhile, Crocker makes his way over to Wanda. Grabbing his butterfly net as he walks over. Psychotically stating]

You're mine! You're not leaving me again little fairy.

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