Near death experience

[adamvdb]

Today was the scariest day of my life! It all began when I was outside picking flowers for my memory box and found myself lost. I didn’t know what to do; all I could see were trees, rocks, leaves, my neighbor Rodney, and some dirt. It was awful, I thought I would never see my live journal again!! I began to weep and fall into the fetal position,

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You are so lucky!!!

[anonymous]

Upon reading about your adventures with Michael Bolton and jello jigglers, I could not help but cry. Like you, I am so very lonely.

I wish a Jehovah's witness would come to my house and try to convert me. But even Jehovah's witnesses, the most pathetic of all witnesses, don't want me. I can only imagine what it would be like. I would surely soil myself. Then I would invite him in and let him witness my Jehovah all night long.

But I digress. I can't even remember the last time someone was at my door. Can you keep a secret? Sometimes I wait until no one is home; then I go outside and ring the doorbell. I know it's not the same, but it still arouses me to no end.